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Sep 15, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read Read on X
W/E is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen, but the sheen egomania that will be Madonna writing & directing her own biopic should at least be mildly hilarious.

I want to pre-emptively call dibs on the inevitable Vanity Fair oral history of the behind-the-scenes drama from this movie.
For the record, I'm a big fan of Madonna's music. I also love Cody's work and think a Madonna biopic about her earliest days in New York before her first album dropped written by her and directed by Jason Reitman/Lorene Scafaria/Marielle Heller would be a fascinating movie.
And since I'm here, the most obvious casting for young Madonna and BFF Debi Mazar is Julias Garner and Fox. ImageImage

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