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According to @peaceforchange (whatever THAT means🤣) 'Strays' who get no love like good old Zoro' (God how many times I submitted to the great man that the correct spellings were ZorRo - bing.com/search?q=Who+w… - but do you think he would listen? Just as with 'Kashmir is our 2/
2/ Jugular 'VeIn' and not 'Vain'🤣😂 as he informed us while giving out the declarations of a Corps Commander's meeting, suggesting surely that the High Command didn't know the spellings of vein! Incidentally, Bloody Civilians are to be jailed for 2 years and fined Rs. 5 Lakh 3/
3/ for daring to question what OUR Army (that WE pay for) does or does not do, will #Ghafoora (if he can call me a stray dog, surely I can refer to him by his nickname🤣😂) be hauled up for calling Pakistanis who live abroad to earn a living 'Stray (dog)s'?!
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I say, friend @Razarumi , MUCH as I told myself NOT to comment on what you say on #KhabarSayAgay , you do give people like I pause to reconsider what you are putting out: How, possibly, can you say #KHANBAHADURKHANIMRANKHANSAHIBBAHADUR is a 'Political Prisoner' when he not 2/
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Counsellor! Counsellor, SirJi. SirJi! What a standard bearer you are for what's right. Respect! Now, how about the #PottyMouthedFeudalBrat, your and great HR hero, who even had the courage to call the CJ out, Sir Asad Toor's buddy, apologising for heaping abuse on me, older 2/
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Disagree totally! UNPRECEDENTED Janab Farooqi Sahib? UNPRECEDENTED? Does your understanding of Pakistan's political history start with this cruel #Dolt's being foisted upon the country through blatant rigging and end with his being kicked out of office? Forgotten ZAB's 2/
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