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@oneunderscore__
Sep 15, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
Guy who just moved in next door spends, I'm not kidding, at least five hours a day playing ornate trills on his clarinet.

If this isn't some sort of elaborate psyop by an adversarial government, I'll frankly be pretty upset.
He's not even bad, which is somehow worse?
Probably the cruelest trick this guy does is that he rears up like he's going to start Rhapsody in Blue maybe three times an hour and I get excited because, hey, at least I know Rhapsody in Blue, then he just... doesn't play it.
We're about to find out, live on SiriusXM at 6:40 p.m. ET with @OKnox!

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Hi friends!

I wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest site on the internet.

Long and short of it: We won the bid and — you're not going to believe it — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
On Thursday, the person overseeing the auction told us that The Onion’s bid for InfoWars, along with the Connecticut Sandy Hook families, won.

We haven’t heard anything that changed that — except, of course, from the guys currently running InfoWars, doing InfoWars stuff.
There was a status conference with the judge overseeing the auction on Thursday shortly after we were deemed winners.

The judge had some questions about process and assets. We’re glad he’s doing that, since our bid with the families is clearly the best and transparency is even better.
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Didn’t see much mainstream credentialed press covering this, so I’m at Grand Central. Definitely still hundreds here at this protest calling for a ceasefire.
A lot of people still inside Grand Central Terminal, cops saying the whole terminal is shut down, telling people to head up to 125th St to take the trains headed out of the city. Every entrance blocked off.
Not a ton of people dipping off from the outside. Occasional person will yell occasional pro-Israel (or just general frustration at shutting down the terminal) at the crowd, but it’s very calm right now, at least on the outside.
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Oct 6, 2023
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1) An article of my recent Bluesky posts, so be careful out there.

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Actually a profoundly disgusting thing to do, @arielzilber and @nypost. You should be really ashamed of yourselves.
@arielzilber @nypost I do have depression from getting bombarded with nonstop death threats from actual neonazis.

I see a therapist for it and it helps. It's helped me cope with a very difficult job.

My current editor and colleagues on this beat have helped me through it, and I'm grateful.
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Oct 3, 2023
What’s going on with Elon Musk, and why is he doing this to Twitter?

I spent the last few months digging into it.

I found a pretty big clue.
New from me:

What was Elon Musk’s strategy for Twitter? A game plan published by a fired Trump White House staffer provides a clue.

nbcnews.com/tech/was-elon-…
I'll be talking about Elon and this story on @maddow tonight at 9 p.m.

There's so much to talk discuss. Join us!
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For the last couple of weeks, if you searched "cat" on Twitter, the search box would autocomplete to "cat in a blender."

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When she asked why, her 11-year-old son said, “There’s something about a cat in a blender.” He'd heard about it on the playground.

She went on Twitter and saw... exactly that.
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