How to *effectively* cram a 5k word assignment in less than 24 hours, a thread:
Step 1: cry
Step 2: cry harder
Step 3: weep. Like, badly.
Step 4: throw a tantrum at everyone that tells you to act like a mature adult
Step 1: cry
Step 2: cry harder
Step 3: weep. Like, badly.
Step 4: throw a tantrum at everyone that tells you to act like a mature adult
Step 5: open your curtains and look outside at the stars and count them. waste as much time as you can, this is essential.
Step 6: sit up and reassess your situation and realise how fked you are
Step 7: cry again.
Step 6: sit up and reassess your situation and realise how fked you are
Step 7: cry again.
Step 8: start work at 11pm which you should’ve and could’ve started at 11am
Step 9: pull an all nighter, curse your teacher, your life, your situation etc.
Step 10: complain how you have it so difficult even though there are people that are starving. Yes, be petty like that
Step 9: pull an all nighter, curse your teacher, your life, your situation etc.
Step 10: complain how you have it so difficult even though there are people that are starving. Yes, be petty like that
Step 11: cram all your work in one night, do not reread or edit, just submit with complete confidence and zero time
Step 12: open your laptop. check your results. close your laptop. pack a shirt. catch a taxi. go to the airport. get on a flight to Greenland and never come back
Step 12: open your laptop. check your results. close your laptop. pack a shirt. catch a taxi. go to the airport. get on a flight to Greenland and never come back
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