How to *effectively* cram a 5k word assignment in less than 24 hours, a thread:
Step 1: cry
Step 2: cry harder
Step 3: weep. Like, badly.
Step 4: throw a tantrum at everyone that tells you to act like a mature adult Step 5: open your curtains and look outside at the stars and count them. waste as much time as you can, this is essential.
Step 6: sit up and reassess your situation and realise how fked you are
Step 7: cry again.