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Bill Barr is shitting himself now that the Lafayette Square weapons scandal is public. He’s running around the DOJ telling everyone to respect his “authority” like he’s Eric Cartman. Most of Barr’s antics backfire. His latest antic will land him in prison, and he knows it.
Barr failed to get Flynn and Stone off the hook, failed to keep Cohen in prison, failed to keep Lev, Igor, and Bannon from getting arrested, failed to take over SDNY, failed at whatever he was trying to do in Lafayette Square. Barr is evil, but he’s a laughably inept henchman.
Trump and Barr are both simplistic villains, in way over their heads, and out of ideas. Only difference between them is Barr isn’t senile, so he understands that Trump is on track to lose, and that both their lives are over if he does.
The only reason Barr has any leverage at all is that the media constantly and falsely depicts him as an evil genius with superpowers, and we fall for it, so when he tried his simplistic antics we cower instead of laughing in his face like we should.
If we would just stop cowering to these dumb fucks in the Trump regime, they’d have been gone a long time ago. Trump is a senile and broken. Barr is failing at everything he tries. Caputo just quit. These are already-defeated villains, trying to con us into cowering in fear.
If you waste one goddamn minute fretting this week over what Bill Barr might threaten to do next, then you’re part of the problem, because you should be spending that time phone banking and volunteering. Things that actually change the outcome of an election.
Turn off the fear mongering on MSNBC, stop staring at scary doomsday tweets, and get out in the real world and win this election. Do you want to win or not? If you waste this week fretting over whatever the pundits are telling you to cower over, then you don’t care about winning.

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