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Bethany S. Mandel Profile picture
@bethanyshondark
Sep 17, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
I feel like if you’re a sexual offender of over 100 women and you’ve wreaked havoc the lives of countless people in a place, when you get out of prison you shouldn’t then move to the suburbs of that place. Because one of your victims may drive by you with all her kids in the car.
Maybe that’s just me. But I’m not a fucking sociopath who puts a camera in the bathroom of a religious building to get some nudies so what do I know?
Here’s to 5781! Shanah tovah everyone!
How ya doin, Bethany?

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Out and about today at a museum in the DC area today, Seth mentioned that a woman in the cafeteria looked like Usha Vance. He said it couldn’t be her, because she was alone and buying stuff at the self-checkout and sitting at a random table. I looked, and yes, it was Usha.
I tried to chat with her, but she was in a hurry because she was alone, getting her kids stuff for lunch.

As much as I loved her before, I love her that much more now.
Anyway, @JDVance your wife is a delight and my kids now want to have their own astronaut costumes like yours lol
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Mar 11
Every time I turn on the radio to a certain station midday, the host talks about how she had a serious depressive episode. She discusses what her therapist tells her. On a midday show on a rock station. Has her therapist ever listened, and other things I wonder.
“Well, you’ll have better luck dating if you don’t talk about your struggling mental health on the radio every day.”
“Nobody wants to date a lunatic and you come off like someone days away from committing a mass shooting.”

I really want to know what these people talk about in therapy, and if their therapists say this stuff to them.
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Dec 31, 2024
Guys I am telling you. Buy activated charcoal & have it on hand. Take it to stop the puking and give it to everyone in the house proactively to prevent spread. I’ve been posting about it for a month and not to sound like I’m a QVC saleswoman but dozens of people messaged me.
I have posted my affiliate link so I make a small commission but I’m doing this out of the kindness of my heart. Nobody wants to be a puke influencer but that’s G-d’s plan for me and I’ve accepted it.

Buy this now, keep it in the cabinet:
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Adults take two tablets, kids take one. If a kid is too small for pills, open it into a bowl of applesauce.
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Dec 18, 2024
On Jewish Instagram, @MelissaSChapman is making a ruckus because she dared say Jews should marry Jews.

The fact that this is in any way a controversial statement is a stain on how gutless American Jewish organizations have been about the reality of Jewish continuity for decades
If you care about your faith and your community, you should marry within your faith and your community. Faith and community are important. You should have shared values with your spouse. This is in no way controversial.
Probably billions of dollars have been spent trying to make the Jewish community more open and welcoming to intermarried families. Why? People have made their choice to leave the community. Jewish resources should not be dedicated to people to whom Judaism is not important.
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Dec 13, 2024
Since COVID, we’ve done one crazy thing and it has led to our family getting sick *a lot* less frequently. Read this 🧵 to find out more.
We wash our hands a lot more. That’s it.
I just have been seeing a lot of people do this stupid clickbait thing in an effort to gin up their engagement.
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Dec 12, 2024
I keep showing my kids the movies I watched as a kid and realizing OH MY GOD none of the movies I watched as a kid are kids movies At. All.
Day After Tomorrow: Not a kids movie.
Volcano: Extremely not a kids movie.
Here’s what I remember from Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche):

There was a volcano. It was rerouted. Yay.

What actually happened: So many people burned to death in lava. Then it was rerouted. Yay?
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