To be clear, our anniversary is over a month away. It’s just that hypothetically I may have allegedly scheduled something for that same night. But that doesn’t count as forgetting it anyway because it hasn’t happened yet right?
I scheduled it because I forgot. But at the same time it doesn’t count as forgetting because the forgotten thing hasn’t occurred. That’s my point. It’s very technical.
She can’t say “my husband forgot our anniversary,” because that implies that it already happened. Instead she has to say “my husband is forgetting,” but then everyone is guilty of momentarily forgetting future events if they aren’t thinking about them every second.
I’m waiting for her to pick me up from the airport right now. I can explain it to her in greater detail when she gets here.

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