As an American, brought up on principals you no longer hold dear. @senatemajldr you’ll never be seen as a handsome man, your 1 week of military service prove you aren’t a brave man, your lying and cheating show you aren’t a good man. Your death will not be mourned, at all
The damage you have done to this country is cartoonish in its evil and darkness. @senatemajldr I know there was a day you thought “ I’m gonna be an American and help!” But then I think of how you look and act. I realize you are a young boy, scorned by girls at the 7th grade dance
Your flabby chest and arms, that could barely hold a rifle over your head at the criminal @NRA Convention, shaking, as you were bullied and mocked. You @senatemajldr didn’t serve your country to become Captain America, you did it to kill Captain America, you know I’m right.
Your disgust as you saw a good looking, smart, educated, Top of his Harvard class, BLACK MAN, win the job you coveted, broke you. But he became President because he was a good man, doing right. He wasn’t worried about power or fame. Obama just wanted to help. Not win, HELP
You @senatemajldr needed to get even, and I understand. To be given no godly blessings in looks or brains has got to be hard. So you developed cunning and conceit, avarice and greed. You thought you were never gonna be loved, so you chose to be feared, sad. Your power is ending.
Even if you put some hack on the Supreme Court, to fill the space of a hero like Ruth. @senatemajldr you will only have succeeded in trying to ruin a beautiful experiment, democracy. You hate that all men are equal because you look in the mirror, and realize YOU are less.
Your life @senatemajldr is a failure. Even if you succeed in getting this moronic orange asshole to a second term. Your legacy will always be that, you, polished the turd that killed democracy. No one envy’s you, they mock you. Gandhi wasn’t a handsome man, but he was good.
Mother Theresa wasn’t a supermodel @senatemajldr but she was committed to help, to heal, to lift up those who needed help. But you, old, sad, morally bankrupt, what is your legacy? Moscow Mitch?! What would your mother say about the reality television star shill you will die as?
Merrick Garland is a good man, a good judge, was right man. You said “a President doesn’t get to pick a justice in an election year” You violate your own rules. Thats the behavior of a man with no faith, morals, integrity or truth, a small man who lives in fear. You @senatemajldr
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Joined twitter in 09/10, weird time, of course compared to now it was Narnia. Great recession, “For Lease” signs on 50% of businesses in Los Angeles. We had a steady hand on the wheel of America, Barack was so good they nailed him on a tan suit and having Mustard on a hot dog.
Twitter was a fun place. We were doing Charlie Sheen jokes about Tiger Blood and “WINNING!” Sheen was Ye before Ye. I joined the platform to promote my gigs. Thought it would force me to become a better joke writer. Ahhh but the dopamine hit you got from likes and retweets. Crack
I got addicted to twitter, wife and I had mild arguments about how much I was on it. I told myself I was doing it for my career but I doubt twitter added to the funny bone ticket count. I remember 140 characters, it was a format that forced you to be brief. GET TO THE JOKE!
I don't get it, I really don't. The @GOP fucked it up for four years and two of those years they had, House, Senate, Presidency, They did shit, gave rich people more money and the crumbs normal people got disappears bit by bit until it's gone in 27. Companies keep their tax break
They lost, they fucking lost, there has been 61 court cases with Trump appointed judges, there were up to FOUR recounts, cyber Ninja's took six months and found MORE votes for Biden. Yet 61% think something was wrong in the count. There's a barcode on ballots, you can't fake it.
But you genius backwoods fucknuts think it was "Rigged" but can't tell anyone how. It's been two years, nothing, zero, less evidence than God existing & you bleat and follow the liars, why? I get if there was an incredible upturn in the economy and wages, but there wasn't, at all
They’ll be a new place. Twitter was a real reflection of the country and the world. Writing your thoughts makes you look like a decent human or an asshole. It was evident. Twitter found it’s own level. Day to day it would expose the bullshit. Amplify the good, again it took a bit
To expose it but eventually people like @RexChapman and @richardmarx@rmayemsinger And the rest of the funny maniacs stood for right and called out the wrong, embarrassed the wrong on the daily. What Elmo said he wanted, he already bought. He didn’t want fairness or democracy.
When @elonmusk banned Kathy Griffin he showed exactly how full of shit he was, “comedy is now legal” “free speech absolutist!” Then he tells people to vote Republican, he fought unions and nueralink kills animals, he’s a robber baron, but he’s smart a seeing a good idea. Tesla…
Hey @elonmusk you may not understand this but there is a reason you are getting drug on this site you bought. When you started and talked about “changing the world with electric cars” you talked about “climate change” and a “multi planet species.” We get now, it was all a grift.
I don’t know if you were always this narcissistic douche, desperately trying to be cool, or if fame and money did it. There are many billionaires whom don’t desperately need the focus on them. @elonmusk when you wore the cowboy hat at gigatexas, I felt sad. It’ll never be enough.
I invested in Tesla early enough to help pay for my new home, thank you, full disclosure, my wife and I own model S’s, thank Eberhard for me, you know the guy who actually founded Tesla and invented the tech that has made you the richest man on earth. Damn @elonmusk what’s wrong?
I find it hard to fathom how whiny some Americans are. Just 20 months ago 5000 a day were dying, we'd just had an attack on democracy ordered by the current president and they tried to kill the vice President. Gas prices, inflation? That's your concern? We had an attempted coup!
And you people have just moved on. It's not like you can't remember what was done during Orange Obese's tenure. He lost 6m jobs, tripled the trade deficit, gave three bases to Russia and screwed our allies the Kurds in one move. He cut a deal WITH THE TALIBAN. And you're cool?
How the checkered fuck are ANY Republicans close in ANY races? They gave rich billions & did jack shit for you, no healthcare, no infrastructure, no response to covid, no platform, no plan, no leadership. WTF? They did shit and you're still "On the fence" seriously? U that dumb?
1. To all of you in the media, @cnn@msnbc can you please start reporting on the actual economy instead of POLLING on the economy. That's not news, that's telling people what their own OPINION is. @KatiePhang@SRuhle@Acosta You are journalists, yet aren't reporting the facts
2. You are treating Insanity candidates, people who are racist, anti semitic, snake oil salesmen with dual citizenship and a one with literal brain damage. Two have killed dogs, some helped foment January 6th. And you keep talking about them like they are viable. Not journalism,
3. "Worries about the economy" a bullshit headline. @cnn@msnbc do you remember where we were just two years ago?
Economy shrunk 30 POINTS! under Trump and his pandemic twattery. Biden's policies TURNED IT AROUND. We had inflation WORLDWIDE we're not even in the top ten