Good morning today my job involves trying to find and capture a small hedgehog that is somewhere in the basement
Apparently the hog is “the size of a small hand”
Once I find the hog I am to call The Hedgehog Man
(We have a hedgehog man)
AHKDJSKFJFF I FOUND THE HOG
I was literally taking pics to be like “don’t you mock me, look at the cluttered hedgehog maze I’m having to search”
Then I pulled out these plastic drawers, noticed a folder had fallen down the back, so I retrieve it, put it on top of the drawers and then OW! Something sharp on my leg!
The hedgehog LITERALLY fell into my lap (and rolled off) and I made a very undignified squeak
So I unceremoniously shunted him into this empty box of teabags that I had earlier on set up as a trap
And now I have reinforced the front of his kennel with as many pieces of cardboard and stiff towels as possible because WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
Anyway that’s MY adrenaline rush for the day
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I've had enough of human superheroes also being mega-geniuses who are coincidentally trained in every known martial art. I want to see a superhero who's dumb as a box of rocks & has developed absolutely zero useful skills
I'm trying not to post about my new job much, on account of how I actually like it, but yesterday I did receive the phone call "why is my cat meowing"
Like. Buddy
If you want a peek into my work though, the first questions are "has the cat always been this noisy or is this new/unusual behaviour", "is the cat neutered", "have there been any changes in the environment lately" and "how are the cat's eating, drinking and toileting habits"
Walking home from a catsit where I couldn’t find the bin, so I’m jauntily dangling a poo-bag filled with dessicated cat turd as a little accessory, and thinking how hilarious it could be if someone decided to mug me at this very moment
Surprise, bitch! Cat turds in your eyes! Enjoy that toxoplasmosis, sucker!