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Sep 19, 2020 11 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Good morning today my job involves trying to find and capture a small hedgehog that is somewhere in the basement
Apparently the hog is “the size of a small hand”
Once I find the hog I am to call The Hedgehog Man
(We have a hedgehog man)
AHKDJSKFJFF I FOUND THE HOG
I was literally taking pics to be like “don’t you mock me, look at the cluttered hedgehog maze I’m having to search”
Then I pulled out these plastic drawers, noticed a folder had fallen down the back, so I retrieve it, put it on top of the drawers and then OW! Something sharp on my leg!
The hedgehog LITERALLY fell into my lap (and rolled off) and I made a very undignified squeak
So I unceremoniously shunted him into this empty box of teabags that I had earlier on set up as a trap
And now I have reinforced the front of his kennel with as many pieces of cardboard and stiff towels as possible because WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
Anyway that’s MY adrenaline rush for the day

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