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Sep 19, 2020 20 tweets 13 min read Read on X
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We will NOT stop trying to act smart.
But sadly, our IQ doesn't permit us the 'smartness' needed to act smart!
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opindia.com/2020/09/devend…
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Negative news about the Nation deserve absolutely NO fact-checking!
So what if we end up eating crow, hainji?
Aren't we already used to that?
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Some WhatsApp chats should be leaked and stories done on them, while some WhatsApp chats are strictly private!
Samjhe kya?
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From Madison Square in the USA to Mumbai, the entire world is our boxing ring .. WE . SHALL . KEEP . FIGHTING!
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For those not aware of the Madison analogy, here is the 'Boxer Bhai' at his best in the USA. Freedom of speech, especially for others, can always be countered by physical violence, mind you!
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Editor:
Ladki Hai.
Pilot Hai.
Air Force Ki Hai.
Rafale Udayegi.
Get me a photo.

Intern: Gets a photo of a woman aviator of the Navy in front of a Dornier which says 'NAUSENA' in boldest of letters!

Lekin confidence poora hai! Image
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We are the Judge, Jury and Executioner, all rolled into one!
Oh, just in case someone calls us out for the hypocrites that we are, we can always reply with 'Ok, will see the video'!
Yup, we will spew nonsense without even bothering with facts! Image
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This one reminded me of the song, 'Ek Chatur Naar'!
Indeed a clever one. Fooled MANY to believe it was the International Court of Justice that had an issue!
Btw, I am also thinking of moving a motion in my RWA to declare her an idiot. Let's see how it goes! Image
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Abhi aur bhi zaleel hona hai hamein! Image
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ये कहाँ से लॉन्च कर दिया ब्रह्मोस मिसाइल को 😭😭 Image
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Geography Ki ..
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We WILL leak private conversations / chats of all and sundry with no regard to their right to privacy. But don't you DARE leak our conversations, we are warning you!
Btw, NO #Presstitute talking about the content wherein a colleague is actually instigating! ImageImageImageImage
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Only WE reserve the right to use foul language. And we will NOT fail to call you out if you dare usurp this exclusive 'privilege'.
Oh, and btw, you don't deserve the right to reply to our tweets either. FOE sirf hamare liye hai!
Got that, you IDIOTS?
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We WILL let out serious sounding statements at our perceived loss of privacy .. BUT .. we will maintain a studied silence at the fact that that it might be a recorded conversation at either end that might have gotten leaked! ImageImage
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Also .. we will NEVER EVER acknowledge that our employees are looking to instigate victims to make statements of OUR choice and 'all that jazz'!
opindia.com/2020/10/hathra…
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We will keep on doing 'stings' and also reporting on 'exclusively accessed' private chats / conversations. There are absolutely no moral dilemmas in such a case .. but if someone does that to us, we will cry you a river! Image
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Oh, btw, our editorial standards too are not very good either!
What to do .. getting good quality people who can do a basic fact check is so difficult these days, you see! Image
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We will unfailingly report whatever you have to say.
And so committed are we to our job of 'objective' reporting that we will also TELL you what to say, before the cameras start rolling!

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This will be a short thread.
Here goes ..
At the outset, I offer my heartiest congratulations to Paakis for their spectacular victory in Kargil where they brought down three IAF aircraft and for the even more FANTASTIC victory of 1971 wherein they shot down anywhere between 45 - 65 IAF aircraft!
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Folks, sharing some thoughts on the ceasefire with Pakistan announced last night. Let's see how it goes ..

At the outset, I will say what we have done to Pakistan is simply unimaginable. To that I will also add, Picture Abhi Baaki Hai!

Let me try and explain how ..
Very aptly named Operation Sindoor, it avenged #PahalgamTerrorAttack with brute force.
However, let me go back in time and start from the situation post-Kargil

1999 : IC 814 Hijack. We released three terrorists.
2001 : Parliament Attack. We mobilized, but didn't attack.
2002 : Kaluchak Attack. They killed 2-month old babies at point blank range. We didn't retaliate. Op Parakram continued.
2005 : Delhi Bombings. 60+ dead. No retaliation.
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So this wannabe Khalifa of the 21st Century makes clear his preference!
In light of this, sharing a short thread on Pakistan-Turkey relationship at the very basic, people to people, level!
But let me begin with an addendum to what I wrote about Shri @RTErdogan Ji in the tweet above. While he aspires to be a modern day Khalifa, what he actually is, is a Pimp for the daughters and mothers of Turkey due to his support of Pakistan.
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@RTErdogan Yes, #PakistaniPerverts was not just trending on Turkish Social Media just three years ago, it was also a widespread sentiment in the real world in Turkey, thanks to their Pakistani 'brothers' doing what they do best - Going after the womenfolk in Turkey! Image
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May 6
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Folks, sharing some thoughts on implications of the GOI decision to hold Indus Water Treaty in Abeyance in the aftermath of the Pakistan Sponsored #PahalgamTerrorAttack.
The immediate trigger for the thread is this notification by the IRSA of Bhikharistan 👇
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Firstly, let me start by saying that the intent to do so by the GOI was always there, since the last decade itself.
This is a thread from almost exactly six years ago, based on the very clear and unambiguous statement by a senior minister of the GOI.
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That, and a bit about the Kashmir Valley in the Vedic Era.
Here goes .. Image
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