#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We will NOT stop trying to act smart.
But sadly, our IQ doesn't permit us the 'smartness' needed to act smart!
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opindia.com/2020/09/devend…
We will NOT stop trying to act smart.
But sadly, our IQ doesn't permit us the 'smartness' needed to act smart!
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opindia.com/2020/09/devend…
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Negative news about the Nation deserve absolutely NO fact-checking!
So what if we end up eating crow, hainji?
Aren't we already used to that?
:D
Negative news about the Nation deserve absolutely NO fact-checking!
So what if we end up eating crow, hainji?
Aren't we already used to that?
:D
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Some WhatsApp chats should be leaked and stories done on them, while some WhatsApp chats are strictly private!
Samjhe kya?
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Some WhatsApp chats should be leaked and stories done on them, while some WhatsApp chats are strictly private!
Samjhe kya?
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#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
From Madison Square in the USA to Mumbai, the entire world is our boxing ring .. WE . SHALL . KEEP . FIGHTING!
From Madison Square in the USA to Mumbai, the entire world is our boxing ring .. WE . SHALL . KEEP . FIGHTING!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
For those not aware of the Madison analogy, here is the 'Boxer Bhai' at his best in the USA. Freedom of speech, especially for others, can always be countered by physical violence, mind you!
For those not aware of the Madison analogy, here is the 'Boxer Bhai' at his best in the USA. Freedom of speech, especially for others, can always be countered by physical violence, mind you!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Editor:
Ladki Hai.
Pilot Hai.
Air Force Ki Hai.
Rafale Udayegi.
Get me a photo.
Intern: Gets a photo of a woman aviator of the Navy in front of a Dornier which says 'NAUSENA' in boldest of letters!
Lekin confidence poora hai!
Editor:
Ladki Hai.
Pilot Hai.
Air Force Ki Hai.
Rafale Udayegi.
Get me a photo.
Intern: Gets a photo of a woman aviator of the Navy in front of a Dornier which says 'NAUSENA' in boldest of letters!
Lekin confidence poora hai!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We are the Judge, Jury and Executioner, all rolled into one!
Oh, just in case someone calls us out for the hypocrites that we are, we can always reply with 'Ok, will see the video'!
Yup, we will spew nonsense without even bothering with facts!
We are the Judge, Jury and Executioner, all rolled into one!
Oh, just in case someone calls us out for the hypocrites that we are, we can always reply with 'Ok, will see the video'!
Yup, we will spew nonsense without even bothering with facts!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
This one reminded me of the song, 'Ek Chatur Naar'!
Indeed a clever one. Fooled MANY to believe it was the International Court of Justice that had an issue!
Btw, I am also thinking of moving a motion in my RWA to declare her an idiot. Let's see how it goes!
This one reminded me of the song, 'Ek Chatur Naar'!
Indeed a clever one. Fooled MANY to believe it was the International Court of Justice that had an issue!
Btw, I am also thinking of moving a motion in my RWA to declare her an idiot. Let's see how it goes!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We WILL leak private conversations / chats of all and sundry with no regard to their right to privacy. But don't you DARE leak our conversations, we are warning you!
Btw, NO #Presstitute talking about the content wherein a colleague is actually instigating!
We WILL leak private conversations / chats of all and sundry with no regard to their right to privacy. But don't you DARE leak our conversations, we are warning you!
Btw, NO #Presstitute talking about the content wherein a colleague is actually instigating!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Only WE reserve the right to use foul language. And we will NOT fail to call you out if you dare usurp this exclusive 'privilege'.
Oh, and btw, you don't deserve the right to reply to our tweets either. FOE sirf hamare liye hai!
Got that, you IDIOTS?
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Only WE reserve the right to use foul language. And we will NOT fail to call you out if you dare usurp this exclusive 'privilege'.
Oh, and btw, you don't deserve the right to reply to our tweets either. FOE sirf hamare liye hai!
Got that, you IDIOTS?
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#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Ah, well .. Freedom of Speech et al ..
Ah, well .. Freedom of Speech et al ..
https://twitter.com/alok_bhatt/status/1312323020636057600
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We WILL let out serious sounding statements at our perceived loss of privacy .. BUT .. we will maintain a studied silence at the fact that that it might be a recorded conversation at either end that might have gotten leaked!
We WILL let out serious sounding statements at our perceived loss of privacy .. BUT .. we will maintain a studied silence at the fact that that it might be a recorded conversation at either end that might have gotten leaked!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Also .. we will NEVER EVER acknowledge that our employees are looking to instigate victims to make statements of OUR choice and 'all that jazz'!
opindia.com/2020/10/hathra…
Also .. we will NEVER EVER acknowledge that our employees are looking to instigate victims to make statements of OUR choice and 'all that jazz'!
opindia.com/2020/10/hathra…
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We will keep on doing 'stings' and also reporting on 'exclusively accessed' private chats / conversations. There are absolutely no moral dilemmas in such a case .. but if someone does that to us, we will cry you a river!
We will keep on doing 'stings' and also reporting on 'exclusively accessed' private chats / conversations. There are absolutely no moral dilemmas in such a case .. but if someone does that to us, we will cry you a river!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
Oh, btw, our editorial standards too are not very good either!
What to do .. getting good quality people who can do a basic fact check is so difficult these days, you see!
Oh, btw, our editorial standards too are not very good either!
What to do .. getting good quality people who can do a basic fact check is so difficult these days, you see!
#YeBhaaratKePatrakaar
We will unfailingly report whatever you have to say.
And so committed are we to our job of 'objective' reporting that we will also TELL you what to say, before the cameras start rolling!
We will unfailingly report whatever you have to say.
And so committed are we to our job of 'objective' reporting that we will also TELL you what to say, before the cameras start rolling!
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