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1) Alright, its been long enough. 48 hours since the passing of the Notorious RBG.

Time for the lava hot take all you motherfuckers were waiting on.

Also, you bitch about the swearing, I block you, after quote tweeting and mocking you. Lotta new folks seeing me. I hate you all.
2) My first thought is: why the fuck am I seeing hits on Amy Barrett’s judicial record NOW? Fucking SERIOUSLY? Like, they may be right, I don’t fucking now, I just get drunk and read scotus decisions and study legalese as a hobby. But NOW? Where the fuck were these hits last year
3) Quite frankly, the GOP Senate and Trump have stated they’re going ALL IN on putting through an appointment, and they’ve been picking their potential judges years ahead of time ready for this, because deep down, WE ALL FUCKING KNEW Ginsburg was going to croak next.
4) IF YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH A NAME ON THE SHORTLIST, THE TIME TO TAKE SHOTS (which, again, they may be warranted, idfk) WAS BEFORE GINSBURG’S FUNERAL PYRE SET THIS ELECTION OFF LIKE A ROMAN FUCKING CANDLE.

ITS NOT LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST WE HEARD OF HER.
5) I’ll give it to Ginsburg. She weaponized her own death perfectly.

Think about that.

She took her death, and fucking set off a goddamn nuclear explosion with it.

This is a game respects game moment. I hope my (hopefully far-off) death is 1/3 as clusterfuck-inducing as hers.
6) Her death has set off SUCH A CLUSTERFUCK, that we as a group have all gone FULL FUCKING LIBTARD for this one decision.

Yeah, you heard me.

We on the right are dictating it must be a woman that fills the now vacant seat, because it was previously a woman who occupied it.
7) “Oh, but Fudge, this is to trigger the libs”

Sure. Next when Thomas retires do we have to nominate a black man to replace him?

When Sotomayor loses her legs to the beetus and retires, do we need to replace her with a hispanic woman?

This is the 1st step to identity politics
Sidenote: I hope I’m pissing people off. I want to. I don’t take money or try to build platforms for myself or anything like that because it means I have the freedom to say what I actually think and make people just absolutely shitfucked mad. I started as a fucking troll FFS.
8) So now that we’ve agreed that we have to nominate a woman, and we can leave the ‘why’ out of it for now as it all serves the same purpose, GUESS WHAT.

WHEN YOU COMBINE WANTING SOMEONE A) QUALIFIED AND B) OF A GROUP THAT ELIMINATES AT LEAST 50% OF THE POPULATION...
... YOU DON’T GET A LOT OF FUCKING OPTIONS NOW DO YOU?!?
9) This is really the strength of the Conservative ideology. Really. When we have someone from a group that has taller hurdles to leap due to external factors (usually past generations of people being assholes), they tend to be really just fucking TOP NOTCH. Really, they do.
10) Meanwhile, the fuckfaces the liberals trot out are usually just whoever screams the loudest that the hurdles are too damn high and demanding we go time traveling to the past to retroactively lower said hurdles.

They really do not sent their best. Fucking Al Sharpton? Really?
11) Regardless, my point is, right now, the GOP Senate has ONE JOB.

Confirm a conservative scotus justice.

We preemptively said it has to be a woman.

Okay, fine. Upping the difficulty, but we’ll roll with it.
12) There was a story once, long long ago, a little webcomic called Erfworld I doubt any of you heard of. That’s fine.

Little magic world that operated like a boardgame, but all the pieces were people who could think and act and such.
13) Well, one of the kingdoms in this world was getting their SHIT ROCKED HARD. Just THRASHED.

So, they spent all their money to buy a spell. And this spell was able to summon a Warlord, someone to lead their armies who’d be fucking unbeatable.

Sounds good, right?
14) Well the king of this kingdom was a little shit, and he goes, “I want the Warlord to be tall! And handsome! And fearsome! And fearless! And strong! And huge! And...” well, he carries on like that. And all the requirements result in the spell getting fucked up royal.
15) What they were expecting was a goddamn General Patton-type motherfucker. A real shitkicker.

What they end up getting is a fat as fuck guy from our world who worked minimum wage at a kinkos and did miniatures wargames in his free time.
16) It ended up working out for them, but that guy was the protagonist, and he had plot armor. (Literally)

BUT THIS ISNT A FUCKING WEBCOMIC OR A FAIRY TALE OR SOME OTHER SHIT.
17) I don’t know if I have to remind you, but freedom is fucking LOSING.

WE WENT THROUGH 28 YEARS OF EVER INCREASING TYRANNICAL SHITLORDS THAT SHIT ON REAGAN’S LEGACY.

28 FUCKING YEARS.

WE BEAT THE SOVIET UNION AND THEN THOSE ASSCLOWNS MADE CHINA A CYBERPUNK SOVIET UNION.
18) And now, the people who Cyberpunk Sinoviet Union dump millions of dollars into have gone fully fucking apopleptic over a woman WHO SHOULD HAVE RETIRED 8 GODDAMN YEARS AGO.

You want to know how goddamn incompetent Obama was?

He couldn’t get Ginsburg to retire midterm.
19) We have a golden opportunity to piss in their wheaties and send them into fits of hysteria that will cause a literal fucking electoral EXTINCTION EVENT.

AND GUESS WHAT?

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WHO GETS NOMINATED.

As long as its a Trump nominee and the Senate confirms, WIN
20) This is strategery. This is the Batman Gambit.

-Dems will go apeshit if we nominate and confirm a justice.

-We nominate and confirm a justice.

-Dems go apeshit and LOSE THE FUCKING ELECTION.
21) “But muh downballot races wid de soros bucks for da’s an de-“

ELECTORAL EXTINCTION MEANS ELECTORAL EXTINCTION.
22) All it fucking took was ONE GODDAMN FLORIDA MAN LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER AND I MADE ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THAT UP TO PUSH SEVERAL HOUSE RACES TO THE DEMS. PERIOD.

Multiply that by EVERY BLUE GODDAMN CITY IN AMERICA BEING ON FIRE BECAUSE WE REPLACED GINSBURG.
23) Ginsburg is a fucking LEGEND.

She was also fucking SMART.

I’m going to say the ONE GODDAMN THING NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER FUCKING SAY.

I think Ginsburg WANTED to burn down the Democrat party. I think she saw they were already covering themselves in oil and became the match
24) I read a LOT OF HER DECISIONS.

A LOT.

I ran statistical analyses and studied the decisions.

Do you know what I found?
25) For every decision that she wrote which was thoughtful and even if disagreeable had some logic to it, Kagan and Sotomayor had barely lucid screeds in concurrences and dissents.

Ginsburg’s legal theories are worth studying.

The wonder twins don’t have legal theories.
26) Think about what I said earlier. She had pancreatic cancer. She was ready to retire when Obama had damn near a supermajority. She could have retired in 2013, 2014 even. But she didn’t. Why the fuck not? Why couldn’t Obama get her to retire?
27) I am NOT calling her a crypto conservative. She’s a liberal alright. More early 90’s Democrat than full on neoliberal, maybe a little too heavy on the nanny state side of the spectrum.

But Obama, Kagan, Sotomayor, they are a different breed entirely.
28) Ginsburg’s goal was to persuade with logic, even if her core reasoning was flawed there was still reasoning.

The Wonder Twins write based on feelings and then declare you evil if you disagree. Kagan moreso than Sotomayor.
Sidenote: Kagan as solicitor general lost a lot of Obama’s cases at SCOTUS before she was put on SCOTUS.

Funny that.
29) So Ginsburg is old, she’s stubborn, and she’s dying, AND she’s one of the most powerful women in the land. She still thinks Trump is an asshole, so she won’t just give him the seat, because fuck his couch.

But she also sees in the Wonder Twins what the left looks like.
(Nowadays*)
30) Now I’mma throw one more thought out there.

If the far left pushed hard enough when they had the power... the snapback would be HORRENDOUS.

Trump’s a PRECURSOR, a WARNING about what happens when the left pushes too far.

Obama’s legacy? GINSBURG’S would be annihilated.
31) If the far left with power pushed hard enough the snapback would mean we’d have bradley IFV’s in dealers lots, Roe V Wade would be a swear word, and the idea of federal government involvement in healthcare or education would be treasonous.

A liberal’s nightmare.
32) You’re a dying cranky old woman who’s best friend was probably fucking assassinated and your retiring colleagues were being replaced by your side with idiotic obese women and if this trend continues your legacy goes to shit, AND your party thinks a dementia patient could win.
33) Why wouldn’t you leave your granddaughter with a dying wish you KNOW will set every fucking thing on fire when you die?

Ginsburg KNOWS the GOP can ram through an apple as a justice if they want, and she KNOWS how psychotic the far left is

You know why her quote says to me?
34) “Whelp, its been real, fuck all of you, I’m not letting the door hit my ass on the way out because I already burned that bitch down, and let me repeat: fuck all of you, and I hope someone smarter replaces all of you once your asses get fired. Notorious RBG: OUT!”
35) There is nothing that could have teed up the Democrats for the meltdown of the century better than THAT dying wish.

All we have to do now is nominate and confirm a warm body to cause the meltdown.

NOBODY. FUCK. THIS. UP.

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