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Sep 21, 2020 59 tweets 31 min read Read on X
[TJPW 9.21 Shinagawa Live Translation Thread]

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Namba showing up early, not giving me the time to order pizza!
Konnichiwa!

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Kanda Myojin Hall was beautiful, but this Shinagawa The Grand Hall also looks pristine, with high ceilings that would provide a great backdrop for Rika Tatsumi entrance pics

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The new TJPW shirts have gone on sale in Japan, so that means it's time to start choosing what colors should go up on PW Tees

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It's OFFICIAL

The first TJPW Korakuen Hall show of 2021 will be on January 4 at noon!

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Marika's here!

Marika:
It's been a while!
I took a hiatus for college entrance exams and was planning to come back in the Spring after entering college, but COVID screwed things up...

But I've been training, and I'm coming back at 10.3 Narimasu!

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#YAAAY Marika's coming back and

#YAAAY the Up Up Girls are busting out a new song!

The gifts keep giving!

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Okay it's only been 10 seconds into the new song and I already love it

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It's not even WRESTLE PRINCESS yet and the big match feel is SO strong

TJPW STAAATOOO

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Wow they placed Natsumi vs Hikari after the Special Tag Match and piss break, in the semi final

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Moka is now being billed as the Yamato Nadeshiko Fighter

Reference:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamato_na…

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Pom de Justice victory!

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Misao:
Hello Big Children!
It's Hyper Misao, protecting love and peace in TJPW!

We are Hyper Oyasumi Wasshoi Festival!
We've been active on and off in August, but we have an IMPORTANT announcement to make; we are disbanding!

#tjpw
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Unagi (crying):
WAIT A MINUTE!
We are lacking festivals in 2020; what would the festival scene do without us?
I want to have one last festival!

MUSIC STAAATOOO!

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Unagi:
You fell for it BAAAKA

Misao (from ringside, fallen off of the ropes):
That was quite simply mean

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It's 2020

If I type in Hello Big Children, Twitter should be autofilling the rest of the catch phrase for me

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Misao:
Somehow I have the feeling that Unagi is the reason why I'm having trouble entering the ring and the match

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That was a clean Kagayaki slingblade by Raku but I didn't get the chance to type Super View Odoriko BOOO

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Mahiro with her new haircut,
Mina with her last entrance,
New Bakuretsu gear!

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Every time Nodoka locks Kamiyu's ankle up, it depresses her a little bit more that Kamiyu's leg is so long that it comes up to her chest level

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Mahiro:
This is where you drop down!

Kamiyu:
Read the room!

Aino:
Sis don't listen to them!

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The look of WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME on Haruna's face is as tremendous as her new intricate hair style with red tips

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Bakuretsu said they came up with the designs for their new gear during lockdown, but I see Nodoka has been watching a lot of Russell Crowe in Gladiator

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Mina:
Here it is for one last time;
Say it in your hearts CHANSUUU

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It is just me or are Haruna and Mahiro looking extra crisp in the match today?

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Kamiyu:
Shirakawa-san, seems you've found yourself a new path.
I was surprised when I saw the announcement, and I'm sure everyone else was too.
We had set common goals so I'm not 100% happy with the news, but I've made a decision as a result.

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Kamiyu:
I've decided to do my best and thriving here in TJPW which I love, to achieve the goals that we couldn't together.
I'm going to make you jealous with my success, so you do the same to me wherever you go; make sure you don't regret your decision

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Kamiyu:
I won't be able to see you in the ring, but when you feel lonely and you absolutely must, you can text me, not wrestler to wrestler but person to person, and I will send a sticker back

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Mina:
Kamiyu wait don't go...I'm all alone now.
She's been great to me ever since I joined.

I first came to the TJPW ring not as a wrestler and in a bathing suit, but they all have been kind and great to me ever since.

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Mina:
I will take what I have learned here and do my best in the rest of my career; I'll make sure we are jealous of each other.
Thank you so much for the wonderful days!

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Always love that flipping springboard headlock hip toss by Sena

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Sure Sena might be a punk teenager, but that Attitude Adjustment finish was quite emphatic.

Good on Sena that she withstood that beating by the MegaChamp

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That's right, back-to-back TJPC Winner Mizuki enters AFTER, not with, Itoh now

Oh wait she's entering even after one of her Red Corner opponents Shoko; don't think I've ever seen wrestlers enter back and forth from different corners

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#AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Did I ever mention that the very first words to the lyrics of the song are FLY CHICKEN DUDE

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Yuka:
What happened to your face

Itoh:
I have a bruise

Mizuki:
Kawaii

Itoh:
Yuka look at the awkward atmosphere you've created; they don't know how to react

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I'm losing track of who's on who's team and I think Yuka/Mizuki are too

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Thanks to Itoh and hear headbutts to everyone including her own partner Mizuki, they now remember who's on who's team

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Mizuki's upped her spinning body attack game very rapidly; that was FAST

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Time limit draw; now the question is whether they will still go out for hamburger steak tonight after elbowing the shit out of each other like that

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Piss break

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Not crying yet (Kamiyu/Mina doesn't count)

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Definitely not crying that they came out in matching hair styles

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Natsumi has been VERY selective in who to bust out the German Suplex to; that finish was basically Natsumi giving Hikari the seal of approval

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And by god was that a clean German and a beautiful bump by Hikari too

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Couldn't get all of Mirai's shirt, but in the front it says NO STEREOTYPE something something, and in the back it says WINNING NO MATTER WHAT

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Here we go it's the Princess Tag Championship Match
DayDream vs BeeStar

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Kiso:
Out of the ropes!

Rika:
I ca't it's tangled up and I'm stuck😜

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I absolutely love how Mirai is still young and has only like 5 moves in her arsenal but one of them is a Kimura Arm Lock

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And I equally love the completely meaningless dive by Rika into Miu's arms just to be thrown into their opponent thereafter

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Okay bodyslamming two people is one thing, but doing it that clean with Mirai being one of them is on a whole different level

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This match has already surpassed my expectations

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Rika:
Phew that was close; those newbies came in with strong hearts, but we managed to defend!

But with COVID we've only been able to have 4 defenses and we want more; forget about your career and come out to challenge if you want these belts!

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Mahiro:
You just said anyone can challenge if you have passion; I saw girls with shorter careers in the main event today and that has me frustrated.

I want to stand in the center of the TJPW ring too; let me challenge!
My partner is...KAMIFUKU!

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Kamiyu:
I just made a resolution that I'm going to do my damn best in TJPW, so let us challenge!

Nodoka:
Give the Bakuretsu Sisiters a shot!

Aino:
We're much stronger than our last challenge.
We want those belts more than anyone!
Let us challenge!

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Mahiro:
We came out first!

Rika:
I have an idea.
You two people ...scratch that, you four can fight for the contendership!

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There is a fire burning in Mahiro! (as personified by Kamiyu waving her hands behind Mahiro)

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Miu:
No matter who ends up challenging, DayDream will defend!

Rika:
Let's close the show happy.
Ganbatte ikima-SSHOI!

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Awesome, awesome show.
Look out for the back stage comments later; presumably there will be some comments from the girls that are leaving.

Thank you Natsumi!
Thank you Mina!

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I will now rest my mind and wrists for the upcoming translation nightmare that is Hiragana Muscle 3 Open Dress Rehearsal in 3 hours

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