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Maureen Murphy 🐀🍕
@MamurphyMaureen
Sep 21, 2020 • 8 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
Given "Rosenstein" is trending today, time to pull out my Twitter characters, DC Dupont Circle stone lion pundits, Rufus and Jeeves!

Cemented to a brick wall, one block north of The Palm. 🌴 Currently rather lonely. 1.
2. That hairless gopher rat just won't stay gone, will he?

#Rosenstein 2.

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Sigh, Rufus, Jeeves, and me (their agent and factotum) thought Rosenstein was in OUR corner back in 2018. PUTZ!! 4.

5. Sigh. This wonderful lady has always been haunch by haunch (metaphorically) on the brick wall with DC stone lion pundits Rufus and Jeeves.

They waggle their lion manes in tribute!

6.
7. In a more innocent time. : (

8. A suitable end.

The Before Times.

Barfing lobbyists, packed happy hours, late nite drinks at The Round Robin with "Wooooo" lobbyists Kirstyn and Kellii.

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