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Spokescouncils for Portland and Seattle are meeting to determine a course of mutual aid for their beleaguered fellow Free City. At press time, the meeting was in its third hour and had paused for snacks and a vibe check.

Anarchist Leadership could not be reached for comment.
Spokescouncil for Autonomous Economic Confederation of the Anarchist Jurisdictions is meeting at this hour: preliminary accounting indicates that the three Free Cities and their associated Anarchist Jurisdictions have a combined GDP of approximately $2.3 Trillion in USD.
With a combined population of 26.5 Million, this brings the GDP per capita of the Anarchist Jurisdictions to approximately $86,800, placing the Free Cities in an economic strata to the Macao Special Administrative Region, Switzerland, and Luxembourg, though far more populous.
Spokescouncil representatives are optimistic about the prospects for trade relations with the California Republic. Between them, the CR (14.6%) and the AJ (8.9%) account for roughly 23.5% of the GDP of the former United States.

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1: express our confusion that this blew up,

2: wish y’all happy mayday, &

3: remind readers that Property & the State are silly stories that can only be told in tandem, & get people killed.

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