July: Jurassic Park, but actually happens at Six Flags Safari Adventure Jackson, NJ
August: The northern polar ice shelf cracks after a week of 90+F temperatures. The resulting tsunami displaces millions living in Canada. The UK drowns.
Sep: Back to school! The biggest fad is the Glitter Funtime Hazmat Suit, lined with Kevlar, because school shooting are still a thing and we ain’t fixing that either
Oct: Halloween canceled due to freak tornado that drops a swarm of chipmunks armed with RPGs over Midlantic U.S.
November: A brief civil war breaks out following the US elections that is soon quashed after a right wing militia group from Wyoming accidentally sprays the Proud Boys on the Washington Mall. After a brawl, They’re all hospitalized with Covid 3 weeks later.