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Sep 23, 2020 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
STILL waiting for operation... how to survive The Worst
Somehow my Belter cut got glam, baby #theexpanse
FOR BELTALOWDA
Aug 14, 2020 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
Dolly Parton Appreciation Thread
Jul 6, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Ok, here’s a thread of random dancing gifs because I’m feeling unusually O.K. today
Jun 28, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
My predictions for the back half of 2020:
July: Jurassic Park, but actually happens at Six Flags Safari Adventure Jackson, NJ
August: The northern polar ice shelf cracks after a week of 90+F temperatures. The resulting tsunami displaces millions living in Canada. The UK drowns.
Sep: Back to school! The biggest fad is the Glitter Funtime Hazmat Suit, lined with Kevlar, because school shooting are still a thing and we ain’t fixing that either
Oct: Halloween canceled due to freak tornado that drops a swarm of chipmunks armed with RPGs over Midlantic U.S.