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Skully | Printing Kaine's worders! Profile picture
@skullysinner
Sep 25, 2020 • 10 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
Modern AU of Jiang Cheng and Liu Qingge fake dating.

They just did it because Liu Qingge wanted for girls to stop giving him love letters and Jiang Cheng for him to show that "he can date".
Together they experiment a lot of firsts just for the sake of pretending unknowingly making two guys angry and jealous.

SJ to SY: Ok, what does that brute see in that other brute?!

SY: Didi, don't call JC like that, he is not so bad when you get to know him!

SJ: ... brute.

--
[LXC crying at his two best friends]

LXC: Is not fair! I have been trying to date A-Cheng for years now!

NMJ: Seriously? Fawning secretly is not a visual way to show someone you like them.

JGY: I hate to agree with him but Da-ge is right

LXC: But I am better looking than him!
JGY: and smarter.

NMJ: But he does know how to fight and has a great masculine body.

LXC: [dramatic gasp]

JGY: Seriously Da-ge?

LXC: B-but I also have a good body!

NMJ: just confess you idiot.

LXC: [pouts]

--
[JC at a "date" with LQG]

JC: So tell me, when are go going to finally ask that out sneaky sassy nerd?

LQG: When are you going to confess your undying love to the big puppy guy?

JC: Touche...

LQG:

JC:

LQG: ... wanna practice to make out later?

JC: Yeah sure.
--

SJ and LQG getting into an argument (again) in the middle of the hallway.

SJ -scuffing-: I see that you still only think with the muscles you have but not with your gray matter.

LQG: HEY!
SJ: I bet that your virgin ass that you would never last other than your stupid fights

LQG: Oh right! since you are so knowledgeable in the bed "situation" with all those girls you always go with!

JC in a monotone voice on the other side of the hallway: HE IS BIG LASTS A LOT!
Everyone in the hallway gapes, includying SJ and LXC

LQG embarrased: JC!

SJ throws at LQGs face his literature book and gets away with a angry but red face.

LQG: You

JC: Fucking payback for all the marks you left on me, idiot! Everyone looked at me weird at the swimming class
[LXC later crying to his two friend in the empty music club]

LXC: NOT FAIR. I CAN LAST LONGER AN I CAN BE BIGGER TOO!

NMJ: they do not act as a couple tho...

JGY: true, they act the same as before they started dating. Are we sure they are dating?

SJ: I don't think so!
SJ enters the music room and grabs LXC from his front.

NMJ and JGY were going to stop him but his deadly glare stopped them.

SJ: YOU will help me to separate those idiots before I kill them myself.

LXC: W-wait!

NMJ and JGY just looked at the two who left the room in a hurry.

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Sep 10, 2022
[one sided Ruocheng/underage/mpreg] When Jiang Cheng ran back to his home in hopes to reach LP and save Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, he expected maybe some lowly ranked Wens.

What he didn't expected was for the Wen Sect Leader himself waiting for him close to his sect.

Alone.
"Hello, little kitten." Wen Ruohan smiled and the tired and messy looking teenager. "I have been waiting for you, please come here."

Wen Ruohan signaled with his hand where.

The man was in a table, specifically brought for him by his servants.
On front laid extravagant food and wine, quite the contrast for being still in the deeps of the forest.

Jiang Cheng still wont move. Legs trembling in fear and from how tired he was.

I dont like to repeat myself, kitten, for you I will make an exception. Sit down and lets talk.
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Jan 22, 2022
[#JiangCheng centric/allcheng in the future?] It all started with a shot to his heart.

Or to be more exactly, his nephew "accidentally" shooting an arrow directly to his chest after a big argument on a nighthunt.
He was not sad, just disappointed and it must've shown it on his face the moment that realization came into their faces.

"No, nononono! Jiujiu!" He heard for the last time until his eyes, even if they were not closed, only shown him void and emptiness.
Quite fiting by being killed by the one you have only thought as a son even if it was his diseased older sister's child.

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Apr 23, 2021
[#xicheng/#mingcheng/#allcheng/#yuqiren/LQR adopts (steals) kid JC] #3

"How are you feeling Cheng'er?" Wen Ruohan asked when he saw the small boy's eyes blink, finally awakening from his slumber.

"... tired." Jiang Cheng mumbled, still lying on the Wen's bed
It has been more than a hour since his small breakdown, but unlike what people might think, Wen Ruohan didn't left his side any second.

He stood up and went to towards his vanity table to get a recipient with water and a towel.
The young boy followed him with his eyesight, but didn't moved by how tired he felt. He doesn't have any current recollection of what exactly happened but he knows that he felt bad, /really/ bad.

Wen Ruohan sat down again and started to clean his face who had tear strain marks.
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Sep 29, 2020
[#xicheng] Lan Xichen woke up again for a new day. Smiling he started to get ready and mentally prepared himself to once again see the boy of his dreams on his home; wishing once again since he meet it the first time to steal kisses, hold his hand in front of everyone and hug him
He once again was going to try today to silently court him.

“Tasting the waters” before he could do the official one.

When walking towards the teaching buildings, to be more specific, the one where Jiang Cheng was going to be, as his uncle assistant; +
He started to listen the bickering voices of the usual trio.

Automatically his face brightened more than usual and started to walk towards the source of the voices but then he quickly stopped on his tracks.

Honey eyes widened in shock.
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Sep 26, 2020
#xicheng but in a Longlong Man Au.

LXC is the Longlong man and JC the guy who is “dating” the girl but plottwist, JC is actually not dating anyone and is a single dad of a kid he recently adopted and his nephew. +
When he goes out to the zoo, the mall, etc. an strange hot man with bubble gum starts to make some weird ass stunts with it and a weird background music also sounds (where it comes from, who knows). +
JC is awed, not bcs the guy is hot or because the guy wiggles his eyebrows when he eats that bubble gum, but because “WHERE THE FUCKING MUSIC COME FROM?!” +
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Sep 22, 2020
Mermaid (actually a Siren) JC 🐟💜 Image
Please dont ask me why i also did the opening of the cloaca bcs ot even me knows the answer dkfd
For those who don’t know, I am re-doing each one (JC and LXC) individually from this drawing i did months ago lol. With color and everything. Image
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