Neither Trump nor Biden is anything close to an unknown quantity at this point. Everyone knows what they’re going to get. And everyone knows whose vision they prefer.
There’s really nothing to be gained from watching them go head-to-head & call each other liars in real time.
D: I was planning to vote for Biden, but the man who has lied 20,000 times just called him a liar so now I don’t know
R: I was planning to vote for Trump, whom the Democrats & the MSM have accused of lying 20,000 times, but Biden just called him a liar again so now I don’t know
U: Hi! I’m an undecided voter
D: Seriously? WTF, man
U: Isn’t ironic that those of us who pay the least attention to politics in our everyday lives are ultimately treated as though our opinions are most crucial to the fate of the Republic
R: Biden’s gonna take away your guns
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TEN THINGS FOX NEWS MIGHT POSSIBLY SAY ON THE BLESSED DAY WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS
10. As shocking and horrifying as it may sound, we have heard reports that Muslims are definitely celebrating in the streets of New Jersey
9. We have been assured that Melania Trump is wearing a red dress because red was her husband’s favorite color
8. Frankly, we’ve never seen so many Irish wakes spontaneously break out in our lives
7. This economic consequences of this tragic story are swift and immediate, as you can see from the empty shelves where most grocery stores would stock champagne
6. Is the Biden Crime Family responsible? We certainly cannot rule it out
GOP, 2016: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar
GOP, 2018: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin
GOP, 2020: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin and let half a million people die in a pandemic
GOP, 2022: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin and let half a million people die in a pandemic and tried to overthrow the 2020 election
I don’t know if the fabled flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island will ever revealed to the public.
But there one thing I can tell you: if Donald Trump’s name is on it, Republicans will be fine with it.
If more sordid details emerge, and it is revealed that Donald Trump did in fact have sex with underage girls while on Epstein’s private island, I absolutely guarantee that Republicans will be fine with it.
Does anybody seriously expect this to play out any differently?