2 white dudes with nothing but an interesting idea set out for Nigeria. After meeting with frustration and only a commissioner they decided to try out Ghana where they had a better reception up to VP level.
YET NIGERIANS MADE THE LOUDEST NOISE ABOUT IT ON THIS APP. I'M ANGRY!
I'm still upset and I can't let this matter go. I am sorry
Do you know the number of actual investments that started off in Nigeria and ended up in Ghana simply because Ghanaians are nicer and friendlier people with a better business environment? Let me give you one - Movenpick Hotel Accra
That thing started as a Nigerian investment. After being frustrated with Nigerian officials asking for bribes, they decided to try Ghana. In the end, the people behind it joked that they killed 2 birds with one stone since Nigerians are their biggest customers in Ghana anyway
If you think this is about skin colour, please look for the darkest skinned person you can find - maybe try Alek Wek - send them to Nigeria and Ghana to meet government officials and ask them to report their findings
It is the same Nigerians who will come on this app to cry woe is me woe is me when reports show Ghana has overtaken Nigeria in FDI businessday.ng/business-econo…
Last December when Instagram was awash with photos of Americans in Ghana for Year of Return, the same Nigerians were lamenting 'why can't this happen in Nigeria?'
The Ghanaian VP probably meets important foreigners every week. Yet he somehow found a few minutes to listen to an interesting idea from a couple of randos. As we all know, Nigerian officials work so hard they can't have time for stuff like that
Yet Theophilus, 26, from Iju-Ishaga in Lagos, who follows 8 American Liberal accounts and shares a $3/month NYT sub with 5 other people concluded that the Ghanaian VP wee wee'd on himself in excitement because he was going to meet 2 white kids
As for Ghanaians, my sincere advice to you is to not allow Nigerians railroad you into nonsense. Your VP did good. That he met them does not mean he cannot meet you. Otherwise you'll soon end up eating expensive local rice and washing it down with hot bottles of patriotism
There is a time and place to talk about preferential foreign access (a fact of life). This was not it and I honestly cannot believe what the 'discourse' descended into on this godless wretched app
As for the Afreekah People who are so desperate to show that they love Afreekah more than they love their Mum and quickly brought out the 'colonial' argument, please go on Amazon and search for 'sense of proportion' and order as many as you can.
Arrant nonsense.
Rant over. For now. If I get angry again, I will reopen the topic.
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A lot of ink on Kemi Badenoch and Nigeria this week. If I may be so presumptuous to think I have something to add to the 'debate', here goes 🧵
The first thing to say is that there are millions of Nigerians in Nigeria and outside Nigeria who HATE Nigeria. HATE in bold, uppercase, underline, red font. They have a deep and visceral dislike for the country
I know this because I have some such people in my own family. They have not set foot in Nigeria in *decades* and have no plans to ever do so. No amount of pleading has got them to change their minds. Nigeria means less than nothing to them
This is fascinating indictment as it unwittingly gives an insight into what a lot of the Nigerian ‘elite’ got up to during the (ongoing) currency crisis that started after oil prices crashed in 2014 and Buhari got elected in 2015. Short 🧵
The indictment comes at it from the point of view of Onyema using the US banking system to commit fraud. And that’s all fine and true. But what was happening on the Nigerian side of the ledger was even more interesting
Once forex got scarce, rationing began because Buhari - a simpleton - decided that he would rather do this than devalue the currency. Naturally this caused a thing - the dollar - to have two prices that were increasingly diverging with a mouth watering arbitrage between both
Really promised myself never to comment on him or his stupid business anymore to avoid brain damage to myself. But his stupidity is just everywhere and hard to avoid
I always say - Nigeria’s demographics are an important consideration. Since the country is so young, you can safely guess that a majority of the current population were born since the return of democracy in ‘99. This guy has been the richest Nigerian in that time
Yesterday the Adamawa governor, completely unprovoked, posted a video of him enjoying his holiday abroad (now deleted). I will say Nigeria is probably going through one of its toughest economic crises since the 90s right now
I won’t say I’m an expert on Asian economic development, but increasingly, the thing that stands out to me as a *stark difference* between Asian and African leaders is the amount of pressure leaders are under to deliver. It is, to put it mildly, disturbing
Buhari was a useless president, that is not in doubt. But as someone who lives outside Nigeria, one of the worst things about his presidency has how he made Nigeria completely irrelevant outside of Nigeria. A big country no one cares about
This last election really brought it home to me. Barely any coverage, no one cared at all. Had it not been for Obi who added a dimension of interest, I shudder to think how much worse it would have been.
Consensus was something like - you guys just do your elections, as long as you don’t start fighting and create a refugee crisis, you can do whatever you like. See you again in 4 years.
1. He is not Buhari - Simplistic as this sounds, there is at least 1% economic growth available just because the person in Aso Rock is not Buhari - a congenitally mentally lazy fellow who put in at most 1.5yrs of actual work in his 8yrs in office
With some initial buzz here and there, he can make one or two useful things happen. Subsidy removal is the big and obvious one - painful but should give the govt some breathing room for about 5 mins. He may waste it, of course, but the opportunity will be there