1. So Nigeria celebrates her 60th Independence day.
Sinzu told us that he loves us, and also wants the best for Nigeria.
He also added that since Fuel is N168 in Saudi, it'll make no sense for it to be cheaper in Nigeria. Dfkm 😭😂🇳🇬
2.
As Nigeria was celebrating her 60th birthday, so was our Co head shepeteri Twitter (Ewawunmi) celebrating her "20th birthday"
She posted her birthday pictures this morning and said we should wish her well☺️.
Wahala for who no believe 🤲🏻
3.
(Duke of Ibadan) was lightly dragged today when he attempted a Sergio Ramos move for (Ewawunmi).
A tweep commented....
"At least button shirt for studio now, life is beyond mammary glands abeg" on Ewa's birthday post and Duke said the guy was bodyshaming Ewa.
Dem drag baba😂
4.
One girl (Oluwafunlola) said during lockdown, she was in a talking stage with this guy that begged her to be cooking for him, she'll send the food through dispatch riders sef.
Little enough did she know that the guy was flexing the food with his main babe 😭😭😂
5.
One guy said his babe told him that broke guys should be wearing leggings because they don't need pockets.
The tweet was peaceful till that angry guy(Kabir) quoted it with....
"Makes sense why girls wear them"
We never see the matter settle since
6.
Earlier, Tolanibaj came here and tweeted
"Please, let’s be guided on this app."
Popular doctor (Ejikem) replied her , saying we are not her younger ones here and that he was going to commot her teeth just now. 😭
Twitter wey make a whole president lock comment section!
7.
Popular catfish (Unilags Finest) tweeted..
"People who watch porn actually suck, freaks 🤮"
It didn't take much time before (Shola) quoted the tweet with a SS of Unilags finest following a porn page (BlacksexVids)
Be like Shola learn small work for DSS office!
8.
One guy was reacting to a video of Davido and his new car
"Patoranking buy his own no noise ii but his mumu buy his now see noise" was what he said.
OBO wey dey inhale vexpa instead of Oxygen replied him with
"I work for am !! I go shout die ! Ur papa"
😂🔥🔥
9.
CDQ was with Davido yesterday, Cdq came online today and said Seyi Tinubu looked down on him yesterday, he also said he will not asslick Seyi because his father is Rich.
Cdq said he'll drop video of what happened, till now we never see anything.
Celebrity shepeteri Twitter.
Omo, Today's been Violence back to back!!!
Patriarchy FC were silent today.
Feminist coven were triggered because of some tweets, but they preferred silence today.
Shepeteri Twitter gave us plenty Hits today 🔥
I come in peace, but I'll be here for the Violence 🔥🤟🏻❤️
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Hello Habibi, yk the cold weather that comes with this rainy season doesn’t last long anymore because someone is always coming to heat up the TL. 🥲
This week, it was Burna boy that came to burn down the whole TL. As usual, fasten your seatbelts.
2.
Davido didn’t even take his wedding clothes off before he went to fight for custody of his child Imade with Sophia Momodu.
As Davido is using legal step to drag Imade from one hand, Sophia is also dragging her from the other hand but that’s not the main part of this thread.
3.
After wedding, Davido and his wife Chioma left Nigeria for their honeymoon and while they were travelling…
A concerned fan advised Burna boy to also get married and he even used Davido as a good example and that’s where problem started.
The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.
Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.
2.
We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?
After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)
Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)
That’s where problem started.
3.
Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.
Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…
“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”
That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs
Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?
In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.
2.
Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.
Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..
3.
Video of Sam Larry bullying Mohbad at a video shoot
Omoo! Even with the high price of fuel, some people have vowed to drive to the end of the earth to scatter anything that looks like peace.
Featuring on todays gist is Caramel, Precious Gaza, and Papaya Ex.
Grab your popcorn and sit tight.
2.
Shortly after we heard that Caramel relationship bundle with her then boyfriend (Manny) expired, she went out and we saw a video were she was mentioning all the brands she was wearing except the dress because it was a Nigerian brand and that’s where the problem started.
3.
One lady (Rucchy) drank energy drink before coming online to say that it’s her that gave Caramel the dress oo, that she gave her and they agreed Caramel will tag her.
So basically, her plan was to use caramel as toppings for her business.
The lovely people of Ekiti state took it upon themselves to put smiles on the faces of Nigerians in this Tinubu price fuel era.
Their first comedy show was done in a kitchen hosted by Chef Dammy. Let me tell you how it went..
2.
Few days after Hilda Baci’s cookathon that all of us were waiting for Guiness people to certify her, chef Dammy and her pastor said they want to break Hilda’s record by doing 120 hours cookathon.
Sorry for the laugh but na there wahala start
3.
Dammy and her pastor brought inevitable chaos to TwitterNg as some people said “Go Dammy, go Dammy” that the record doesn’t belong to Hilda’s family.
Another set said Dammy is just wasting her time.
Some people even said Police should go and pack Dammy and her people.