Thread by @the_smallie

Summary of today's gist; A thread

1.
So Nigeria celebrates her 60th Independence day.

Sinzu told us that he loves us, and also wants the best for Nigeria.
He also added that since Fuel is N168 in Saudi, it'll make no sense for it to be cheaper in Nigeria. Dfkm 😭😂🇳🇬

2.

As Nigeria was celebrating her 60th birthday, so was our Co head shepeteri Twitter (Ewawunmi) celebrating her "20th birthday"

She posted her birthday pictures this morning and said we should wish her well☺️.

Wahala for who no believe 🤲🏻

3.

(Duke of Ibadan) was lightly dragged today when he attempted a Sergio Ramos move for (Ewawunmi).
A tweep commented....
"At least button shirt for studio now, life is beyond mammary glands abeg" on Ewa's birthday post and Duke said the guy was bodyshaming Ewa.

Dem drag baba😂

4.

One girl (Oluwafunlola) said during lockdown, she was in a talking stage with this guy that begged her to be cooking for him, she'll send the food through dispatch riders sef.

Little enough did she know that the guy was flexing the food with his main babe 😭😭😂

5.

One guy said his babe told him that broke guys should be wearing leggings because they don't need pockets.

The tweet was peaceful till that angry guy(Kabir) quoted it with....

"Makes sense why girls wear them"
We never see the matter settle since

6.

Earlier, Tolanibaj came here and tweeted
"Please, let’s be guided on this app."
Popular doctor (Ejikem) replied her , saying we are not her younger ones here and that he was going to commot her teeth just now. 😭

Twitter wey make a whole president lock comment section!

7.

Popular catfish (Unilags Finest) tweeted..

"People who watch porn actually suck, freaks 🤮"

It didn't take much time before (Shola) quoted the tweet with a SS of Unilags finest following a porn page (BlacksexVids)

Be like Shola learn small work for DSS office!

8.

One guy was reacting to a video of Davido and his new car
"Patoranking buy his own no noise ii but his mumu buy his now see noise" was what he said.
OBO wey dey inhale vexpa instead of Oxygen replied him with

"I work for am !! I go shout die ! Ur papa"
😂🔥🔥

9.

CDQ was with Davido yesterday, Cdq came online today and said Seyi Tinubu looked down on him yesterday, he also said he will not asslick Seyi because his father is Rich.
Cdq said he'll drop video of what happened, till now we never see anything.

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