Anything is possible, but here is why I am skeptical of the claims that Trump is faking COVID-19.
(1/x)
I don’t believe he would knowingly suspend his campaign one month before the election. While his handlers may disagree, Trump truly believes he KILLED at the debate Tuesday night. Staying silent now would mean no more rallies, no more cheering crowds, no more photo ops.
(2/x)
As I’ve said before, “I’m not gonna let liberals tell me what to do!” is the primary engine behind Coronavirus skepticism, much as it is for all other conservative ideology.
(3/x)
Trump would never admit that his critics were right about anything, particularly after he’s repeatedly stuck his neck out insisting it was nothing to worry about. He’d bullshit his way past it every day if he could. [“I don’t have the China virus! I’m (COUGH) fine!”]
(4/x)
Trump lies constantly, but never randomly. He has a compass, and it is always pointed in the same direction. If a statement makes him appear strong & powerful, or the Democrats appear weak & devious, he will declare it to be true.
(5/x)
And this is my biggest problem with the conspiracy theories. Trump would never knowingly show frailty, or vulnerability. He actively fears being perceived as weak.
(6/x)
While Trump does constantly claim to be a victim of the MSM to milk sympathy from his followers, that is very different from the suggestion that he might not be physically up to the job.
(7/7)
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TEN THINGS FOX NEWS MIGHT POSSIBLY SAY ON THE BLESSED DAY WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS
10. As shocking and horrifying as it may sound, we have heard reports that Muslims are definitely celebrating in the streets of New Jersey
9. We have been assured that Melania Trump is wearing a red dress because red was her husband’s favorite color
8. Frankly, we’ve never seen so many Irish wakes spontaneously break out in our lives
7. This economic consequences of this tragic story are swift and immediate, as you can see from the empty shelves where most grocery stores would stock champagne
6. Is the Biden Crime Family responsible? We certainly cannot rule it out
GOP, 2016: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar
GOP, 2018: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin
GOP, 2020: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin and let half a million people die in a pandemic
GOP, 2022: He’s not perfect, but I support the deeply uninformed racist and sexist pathological liar who secretly met with the Kremlin and let half a million people die in a pandemic and tried to overthrow the 2020 election
I don’t know if the fabled flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island will ever revealed to the public.
But there one thing I can tell you: if Donald Trump’s name is on it, Republicans will be fine with it.
If more sordid details emerge, and it is revealed that Donald Trump did in fact have sex with underage girls while on Epstein’s private island, I absolutely guarantee that Republicans will be fine with it.
Does anybody seriously expect this to play out any differently?