I’ve been thinking a great deal about the Five Act structure over the past month — specifically how to apply it to factual events, namely 2020. It’s hard, there are a lot of plot threads, but work with me! Shakespeare might be proud: ( 1/ )
Act I begins after the impeachment acquittal. If it did not, too many loose ends would be in play. So, there are rumblings of a unique coronavirus in China in February. By the end of that month, China falls into a dystopic state, locking down the nation. ( 2/ )
Meanwhile, in the States, the President has been informed about the emergent threat and has chosen to do nothing about it. By 05 March, there are 64 cases of coronavirus. End Act I. ( 3/ )
Act II. China quashes the majority of infections. Hotspots appear throughout the EU. New York City is faced with lockdown. The nation finds a leader’s voice in NY’s governor. ( 4/ )
Meanwhile, @POTUS begins holding sideshows mocking the severity of the virus, noting it’s a hoax perpetuated by Democrats to make his reëlection bid more difficult. A covert bidding war for PPE between governors is fostered by the Feds. End Act II. ( 5/ )
Act III. Lockdown and facial coverings have flattened the curve throughout the EU, sans one country. The UK does not take Covid seriously. The UK’s Prime Minister contracts Covid and is hospitalized. ( 6/ )
Meanwhile, @POTUS has instructed people to inject themselves with bleach. Congress passes a massive spending bill to prop up the enormous number of unemployed — the worst since the Great Depression. End Act III. ( 7/ )
Act IV. The UK’s prime minister escapes death and has changed his views on Covid, noting its severity. Other plagues are beginning to resurge throughout the world due to overly taxed healthcare systems. ( 8/ )
Meanwhile, in the US, former VP Joe Biden (D) clinches the pres primary nomination. @POTUS ends daily briefings and instructs the Feds (CDC) to downplay Covid risk. ( 9/ )
Massive and peaceful social unrest over the shootings of unarmed Black people inc. George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, & Jacob Blake rightfully roil the nation. Riots incited by rightists induce the Feds to use gestapo tactics. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies. End Act IV. ( 10/ )
Act V. Catastrophe. The virus rages throughout South America largely unchecked. It begins to make a resurgence in the EU. Russia touts two possible vaccines. ( 11/ )
The craven vultures in Washington drop any further action on helping the American people affected by coronavirus, instead attempting to ram through a Supreme Court Justice in less than 80 days. ( 12/ )
At rallies, @POTUS still calls Covid a hoax. The first presidential debate is a fiasco, as @POTUS does nothing but scream for 90 mins. He does nothing to support the racial justice movement, instead telling a white supremicist cell to “Stand down and stand by.” ( 13/ )
@POTUS and @FLOTUS are reported to have contracted coronavirus. #TrumpHasCovid. The president has mild symptoms. Joe Biden, staunch mask user, has not caught it. ( 14/ )
Epilogue. America votes. I cannot write a history or a summary aside from this simply because I’ve no idea what’s going to happen. None of us do. Just vote and end this fucking nightmare. The end. ( /Fin)
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Story time. So, like, 10 years ago, I was confronted by a seemingly unmovable object: the sudden onset of a physical and neurological impairment, my path to #disability. I thought that was the worst year. Then 2020 happened...( 1/9 )
Before the turn of the new year, the college at which I’d worked chose to not extend my contract — a move that I still take offence toward for the underhanded way they approached it: the last hour on the semester’s last day without forewarning. ( 2/9 )
In any event, I fell back onto my side gig as full time as someone with intractable #pain is able. And I LOVED it. Working tech theatre is amazing. Sure, the hours suck, and higher pay is always desirable, but I was at least being treated with respect & dignity. ( 3/9 )
Ahhhh Twitter. So far today, I’ve been called an “ignorant” (I appreciate the use of an adjective as a noun), a “shill,” the opposite of a “conservative badass who doesn’t need to wear a mask,” and an idiot for, you know, understanding disease. What a time to be alive.
I’ll keep adding to this as they keep popping up. I’m both deeply amused and deeply disturbed.
Dear @ewarren. I’m writing to you on behalf — not at the behest — of disabled individuals who need to have their Total and Permanent Disability (TPD) Discharge realized. I have been classified by the Federal government as having a TPD, and yet it was not disabling *enough*. 1/
Indeed, I have been diagnosed under Federal guidelines with a TPD since 2013. I have Medicare and Medicaid (MassHealth). But this is not enough — I am not disabled enough to qualify for a program that follows your earnings for three years after filing. 2/
So, as one of your constituents who is at the same crossroads as so many others, yet face more dire financial straits than ever before, I am writing to ask if you could advance a bill that would immediately wipe out the student debt of every TPD individual. 3/
I’ve seen an awful lot of last directive posts. Let’s talk.
About 5 years back, I had a will notarized. (When you lose 25% of your body mass in a 2 month period, you tend to do such things.) Contained within were very specific burial instructions — I wish to emend them: (1/)
First, I no longer wish for live ammunition to be equipped; blanks for the small arms volley will be just fine. (2/)
Second, for the drive by musical piece during my burial, I no longer request @LilJon’s “Get Low.” I request “Turn Down For What” in its stead. (3/)
Are Hospitals Near Me Ready for Coronavirus? Here Are 9 Different Scenarios. | ProPublica || As with any public health emergency, many don’t share the sentiment of scientists & experts. Let’s look. There’s 1 graphic, only, that needs to be examined. (1/) projects.propublica.org/graphics/covid…
If we think of Dr Jha’s (Harvard) 9-case scenario (graphic below) as a D&D alignment chart, where the UL space is “Lawful Good,” the middle as “True Neutral,” & the DR is “Chaotic Evil,” then that should make the pressing nature of this crisis pellucid, crystal clear. (2/)
Even in a “Lawful Good” scenario — 20% of Americans infected over 18 mos. — some hospitals will be overwhelmed. In the middle space, “True Neutral” — 40% infection rate over 1 year — most hospitals will be overwhelmed. (3/)
Dear @BankofAmerica : The following is an actual quote from a phone call I had with one of your service reps:
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Me: “... even though I am showing funds in my account, and I cancelled the payment and deleted [the payee], you had already taken the money from account, charged me an overdraft, recredited the money, and ran the payment a second time once I had the money?” (2/ - @BankofAmerica )