1. So today one girl expressed disgust as she said her boyfriend who normally spends 25k on a single outing gave her 15k as a birthday gift. She said he is nothing but a stingy man.
"My jaw just dropped" the boyfriend replied 😂
2.
Still on the 15k matter, one girl (Nene) came and tweeted....
"15k is sha small for a birthday gift from your partner."
It wasn't up to 10 mins before people started quoting her with "This you" of when she was begging for money on the timeline 😂
3.
Popular tweep (Mokeji)said she went to the restroom at a club last night, she noticed someone was touching her waist, she wanted to turn nd deck the person before she saw that it was her fellow lady.
" At least if you wan be LGTV, be fresh nau"
She said😂😂
4.
Davido was on top of his voice as usual today in an interview with Ebuka,while they were talking about the beef between him and Burna boy, OBO was fully assured of his safety when he said
"Shey e wan shoot me"
Even Terry G no get this kain liver
5.
While some students were not pleased with ASUU resolving the strike issue, one tweep (Arnold) said that they should call of the strike ASAP, that his sister in a private school will resume next week and they will use house chores to kill him at home😂
6.
Icons (Laycons fans) are being dragged presently, Elites are pushing the agenda that Laycon has joined "Bambiala Fc" because of a mini GoFundMe set for him.
Icons claim they want to give Laycon a surprise gift😂
7.
Following the release of Wizkids new merch
One Anonymous tweep(BagOfNuts) tweeted
"Wizkid went from releasing trash music to releasing trash merch. A consistent king, I stan."
The guy dey collect from Wizkid FC like this
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Hello Habibi, yk the cold weather that comes with this rainy season doesn’t last long anymore because someone is always coming to heat up the TL. 🥲
This week, it was Burna boy that came to burn down the whole TL. As usual, fasten your seatbelts.
2.
Davido didn’t even take his wedding clothes off before he went to fight for custody of his child Imade with Sophia Momodu.
As Davido is using legal step to drag Imade from one hand, Sophia is also dragging her from the other hand but that’s not the main part of this thread.
3.
After wedding, Davido and his wife Chioma left Nigeria for their honeymoon and while they were travelling…
A concerned fan advised Burna boy to also get married and he even used Davido as a good example and that’s where problem started.
The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.
Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.
2.
We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?
After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)
Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)
That’s where problem started.
3.
Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.
Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…
“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”
That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs
Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?
In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.
2.
Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.
Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..
3.
Video of Sam Larry bullying Mohbad at a video shoot
Omoo! Even with the high price of fuel, some people have vowed to drive to the end of the earth to scatter anything that looks like peace.
Featuring on todays gist is Caramel, Precious Gaza, and Papaya Ex.
Grab your popcorn and sit tight.
2.
Shortly after we heard that Caramel relationship bundle with her then boyfriend (Manny) expired, she went out and we saw a video were she was mentioning all the brands she was wearing except the dress because it was a Nigerian brand and that’s where the problem started.
3.
One lady (Rucchy) drank energy drink before coming online to say that it’s her that gave Caramel the dress oo, that she gave her and they agreed Caramel will tag her.
So basically, her plan was to use caramel as toppings for her business.
The lovely people of Ekiti state took it upon themselves to put smiles on the faces of Nigerians in this Tinubu price fuel era.
Their first comedy show was done in a kitchen hosted by Chef Dammy. Let me tell you how it went..
2.
Few days after Hilda Baci’s cookathon that all of us were waiting for Guiness people to certify her, chef Dammy and her pastor said they want to break Hilda’s record by doing 120 hours cookathon.
Sorry for the laugh but na there wahala start
3.
Dammy and her pastor brought inevitable chaos to TwitterNg as some people said “Go Dammy, go Dammy” that the record doesn’t belong to Hilda’s family.
Another set said Dammy is just wasting her time.
Some people even said Police should go and pack Dammy and her people.