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SMALLIE

@the_smallie

Oct 2, 2020 • 12 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X

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1. So today one girl expressed disgust as she said her boyfriend who normally spends 25k on a single outing gave her 15k as a birthday gift. She said he is nothing but a stingy man.

"My jaw just dropped" the boyfriend replied 😂

2.

Still on the 15k matter, one girl (Nene) came and tweeted....

"15k is sha small for a birthday gift from your partner."

It wasn't up to 10 mins before people started quoting her with "This you" of when she was begging for money on the timeline 😂

3.

Popular tweep (Mokeji)said she went to the restroom at a club last night, she noticed someone was touching her waist, she wanted to turn nd deck the person before she saw that it was her fellow lady.

" At least if you wan be LGTV, be fresh nau"
She said😂😂

4.

Davido was on top of his voice as usual today in an interview with Ebuka,while they were talking about the beef between him and Burna boy, OBO was fully assured of his safety when he said
"Shey e wan shoot me"

Even Terry G no get this kain liver

5.

While some students were not pleased with ASUU resolving the strike issue, one tweep (Arnold) said that they should call of the strike ASAP, that his sister in a private school will resume next week and they will use house chores to kill him at home😂

6.

Icons (Laycons fans) are being dragged presently, Elites are pushing the agenda that Laycon has joined "Bambiala Fc" because of a mini GoFundMe set for him.

Icons claim they want to give Laycon a surprise gift😂

7.

Following the release of Wizkids new merch
One Anonymous tweep(BagOfNuts) tweeted

"Wizkid went from releasing trash music to releasing trash merch. A consistent king, I stan."

The guy dey collect from Wizkid FC like this

Patriarchy FC, Feminist coven, Shepeteri Twitter have all been calm lately, but it's weekend already, and it can never remain calm 😂🤟🏻

Celebrity Twitter have been on fire lately, we hope for more VIOLENCE from that side.

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