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Oct 2, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read Read on X
The break up stuff go soon reach your own side too.

Everything na time my Gee🤲🏻😂
Werey, if you like disguise like say you no see my tweet.

You go break up laslas! ❤️ 💡 🤲🏻
We don't Know when, but soon Insha Allah 🤲🏻
At least if una break up, e go create more date opportunities to we the Singles.

We go shuffle everything!!!
So may God help us🤲🏻❤️💡🔥
Amen, Good nite.

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