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Sep 25

Gist with Smallie: The Bobrisky Saga

1.

Early in the morning before we brushed our teeth, VeryDarkman posted a video telling Bobrisky to do the needful. What could possibly be needed by that time of the day?

Na money na money na money, na money oo

Stay with me 🏃🏼

2.

VDM posted a screenshot of a chat between Bobrisky and one guy that was asking for his money.

Apparently Bobrisky borrowed 4 million hard earned Tinubu naira from the guy since and she doesn’t want to pay back.

If the guy was younger, he’d have started crying sef

3.

The guy said he’s going to take action and Bobrisky said..

“Do your worst”

Ahhh, on top person money? Be like Bobrisky chop plenty liver rice for prison.

But wait, did Bobrisky actually go to prison? We’d get to that part soon.

Nigeria go whyne you but no panic

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SMALLIE

@the_smallie

Aug 23

Gist with Smallie: A thread

1.

I was going to hustle for fuel when I saw South Africans inside a big pot being cooked by Nigerians.

I said I should mind my business and look away till someone shouted from the back.

“Put Enisa, Put Enisa” Ahh, what’s going on?

2.

I dropped keg and ran to the cooking spot to ask if the Enisa they are putting is salt or maggi before I met one chef Smallie that was aggressively putting Enisa inside the pot.

I asked him what happened and before he could say anything, tears started dripping from his eyes.

3.

He said I should bring chair that he wants to tell me a deep true life story, ahh this must be serious.

He said there’s a female artist from Albania called (Enisa) that gained the attention and love of Nigerians during their EndSars protest.

So why are they cooking her now?

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@the_smallie

Aug 16

Gist With Smallie: A thread

1.

A normal day in Lagos as Oshodi Mr Beast (Asherkine) took to the streets to do his philanthropy work which later caused catastrophe on this Elon Musk newly acquired application.

He met a bus driver whose family news drove the internet crazy.

2.

As Asherkine was buying foodstuff for the bus driver to take home, the wife was on Facebook cooking the husband without ingredients as she posted her pictures with the hashtag #singlemom

Single mum explaining her post after seeing what Bus driver came home with

3.

Asherkines videos brought different agenda to the TL as the bus driver was working on the same day his children were graduating in school.

Twitter for Men are bad parents said the bus driver is an irresponsible father while 4am cooking Twitter showered the man with praises

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@the_smallie

Jul 12

Gist with Smallie: A thread

1.

Hello Habibi, yk the cold weather that comes with this rainy season doesn’t last long anymore because someone is always coming to heat up the TL. 🥲

This week, it was Burna boy that came to burn down the whole TL. As usual, fasten your seatbelts.

2.

Davido didn’t even take his wedding clothes off before he went to fight for custody of his child Imade with Sophia Momodu.

As Davido is using legal step to drag Imade from one hand, Sophia is also dragging her from the other hand but that’s not the main part of this thread.

3.

After wedding, Davido and his wife Chioma left Nigeria for their honeymoon and while they were travelling…

A concerned fan advised Burna boy to also get married and he even used Davido as a good example and that’s where problem started.

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SMALLIE

@the_smallie

Jan 5

Gist with Smallie: New year Edition

1.

The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.

Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.

2.

We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?

After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)

Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)

That’s where problem started.

3.

Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.

Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…

“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”

That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs

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@the_smallie

Sep 15, 2023

Gist with Smallie: A thread

1.

Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?

In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.

2.

Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.

Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..