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@TitusNation
Oct 3, 2020 • 11 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
I’m gonna reveal the deep state conspiracy. And why only republicans are getting covid.
It’s been going on since March.
All of the smartest and most elite people are in on it.
We got together and chose to do something that would save our lives.
We didn’t tell anyone.
Together, as a group of leftist, kale eating, identifying as what we want, libtards we decided
After looking at the science.
And listening to a deep state genius virologist.
We made the live saving decision.
To wear masks.
You fukn morons.

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Nov 21, 2022
Joined twitter in 09/10, weird time, of course compared to now it was Narnia. Great recession, “For Lease” signs on 50% of businesses in Los Angeles. We had a steady hand on the wheel of America, Barack was so good they nailed him on a tan suit and having Mustard on a hot dog.
Twitter was a fun place. We were doing Charlie Sheen jokes about Tiger Blood and “WINNING!” Sheen was Ye before Ye. I joined the platform to promote my gigs. Thought it would force me to become a better joke writer. Ahhh but the dopamine hit you got from likes and retweets. Crack
I got addicted to twitter, wife and I had mild arguments about how much I was on it. I told myself I was doing it for my career but I doubt twitter added to the funny bone ticket count. I remember 140 characters, it was a format that forced you to be brief. GET TO THE JOKE!
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Nov 7, 2022
I don't get it, I really don't. The @GOP fucked it up for four years and two of those years they had, House, Senate, Presidency, They did shit, gave rich people more money and the crumbs normal people got disappears bit by bit until it's gone in 27. Companies keep their tax break
They lost, they fucking lost, there has been 61 court cases with Trump appointed judges, there were up to FOUR recounts, cyber Ninja's took six months and found MORE votes for Biden. Yet 61% think something was wrong in the count. There's a barcode on ballots, you can't fake it.
But you genius backwoods fucknuts think it was "Rigged" but can't tell anyone how. It's been two years, nothing, zero, less evidence than God existing & you bleat and follow the liars, why? I get if there was an incredible upturn in the economy and wages, but there wasn't, at all
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Nov 7, 2022
They’ll be a new place. Twitter was a real reflection of the country and the world. Writing your thoughts makes you look like a decent human or an asshole. It was evident. Twitter found it’s own level. Day to day it would expose the bullshit. Amplify the good, again it took a bit
To expose it but eventually people like @RexChapman and @richardmarx @rmayemsinger And the rest of the funny maniacs stood for right and called out the wrong, embarrassed the wrong on the daily. What Elmo said he wanted, he already bought. He didn’t want fairness or democracy.
When @elonmusk banned Kathy Griffin he showed exactly how full of shit he was, “comedy is now legal” “free speech absolutist!” Then he tells people to vote Republican, he fought unions and nueralink kills animals, he’s a robber baron, but he’s smart a seeing a good idea. Tesla…
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Nov 5, 2022
Hey @elonmusk you may not understand this but there is a reason you are getting drug on this site you bought. When you started and talked about “changing the world with electric cars” you talked about “climate change” and a “multi planet species.” We get now, it was all a grift.
I don’t know if you were always this narcissistic douche, desperately trying to be cool, or if fame and money did it. There are many billionaires whom don’t desperately need the focus on them. @elonmusk when you wore the cowboy hat at gigatexas, I felt sad. It’ll never be enough.
I invested in Tesla early enough to help pay for my new home, thank you, full disclosure, my wife and I own model S’s, thank Eberhard for me, you know the guy who actually founded Tesla and invented the tech that has made you the richest man on earth. Damn @elonmusk what’s wrong?
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Nov 1, 2022
I find it hard to fathom how whiny some Americans are. Just 20 months ago 5000 a day were dying, we'd just had an attack on democracy ordered by the current president and they tried to kill the vice President. Gas prices, inflation? That's your concern? We had an attempted coup!
And you people have just moved on. It's not like you can't remember what was done during Orange Obese's tenure. He lost 6m jobs, tripled the trade deficit, gave three bases to Russia and screwed our allies the Kurds in one move. He cut a deal WITH THE TALIBAN. And you're cool?
How the checkered fuck are ANY Republicans close in ANY races? They gave rich billions & did jack shit for you, no healthcare, no infrastructure, no response to covid, no platform, no plan, no leadership. WTF? They did shit and you're still "On the fence" seriously? U that dumb?
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Oct 17, 2022
1. To all of you in the media, @cnn @msnbc can you please start reporting on the actual economy instead of POLLING on the economy. That's not news, that's telling people what their own OPINION is. @KatiePhang @SRuhle @Acosta You are journalists, yet aren't reporting the facts
2. You are treating Insanity candidates, people who are racist, anti semitic, snake oil salesmen with dual citizenship and a one with literal brain damage. Two have killed dogs, some helped foment January 6th. And you keep talking about them like they are viable. Not journalism,
3. "Worries about the economy" a bullshit headline. @cnn @msnbc do you remember where we were just two years ago?
Economy shrunk 30 POINTS! under Trump and his pandemic twattery. Biden's policies TURNED IT AROUND. We had inflation WORLDWIDE we're not even in the top ten
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