The problem started when people made “No gree for anybody” their new year resolution bringing imbalance to our social space as no one was ready to be the bigger person.
Sit tight as I walk you through the valley of shadow of vawulence.
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We shall open this years gist with DJ Cuppy, do you copy?
After leaving Twitter influencer (AsiwajuLerry) for British boxer (Ryan Taylor)
Lerry decided to curb tribalism a little as he went on to date an Igbo girl (Amara)
That’s where problem started.
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Everybody moved on till the British boxer fought his way out of the relationship.
Months later, Aunty Cuppy cupped Casamigo that Wizkid kept for his Amigos before coming to tweet…
“Hiiiiiii it’s me again 🥹 AsiwajuLerry”
That’s how Twitter people dragged her and her dogs
Omo, where do I start from? Which one I wan talk, which one go remain?
In the morning while mourning Mohbad’s death, TwitterNg experienced a volcanic eruption of chaos that spread like wildfire causing many casualties.
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Many conspiracy theories sprang up after Mohbads death but the one that gained more attention was when Sam Lerry sorry Sam Larry and his boys harassed Mohbad at a video shoot.
Sam Larry could have come and explained what happened to us but..
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Video of Sam Larry bullying Mohbad at a video shoot
Omoo! Even with the high price of fuel, some people have vowed to drive to the end of the earth to scatter anything that looks like peace.
Featuring on todays gist is Caramel, Precious Gaza, and Papaya Ex.
Grab your popcorn and sit tight.
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Shortly after we heard that Caramel relationship bundle with her then boyfriend (Manny) expired, she went out and we saw a video were she was mentioning all the brands she was wearing except the dress because it was a Nigerian brand and that’s where the problem started.
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One lady (Rucchy) drank energy drink before coming online to say that it’s her that gave Caramel the dress oo, that she gave her and they agreed Caramel will tag her.
So basically, her plan was to use caramel as toppings for her business.
The lovely people of Ekiti state took it upon themselves to put smiles on the faces of Nigerians in this Tinubu price fuel era.
Their first comedy show was done in a kitchen hosted by Chef Dammy. Let me tell you how it went..
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Few days after Hilda Baci’s cookathon that all of us were waiting for Guiness people to certify her, chef Dammy and her pastor said they want to break Hilda’s record by doing 120 hours cookathon.
Sorry for the laugh but na there wahala start
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Dammy and her pastor brought inevitable chaos to TwitterNg as some people said “Go Dammy, go Dammy” that the record doesn’t belong to Hilda’s family.
Another set said Dammy is just wasting her time.
Some people even said Police should go and pack Dammy and her people.
Davido’s wife (Chef Chi) ran away from the kitchen immediately she saw Davido aggressively wearing apron.
What did he cook?
Burna boy Cat fish pepper soup.
Fire service couldn’t quench the fire after Davido finished cooking.
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Davido used Interview as Catalyst to cause Catastrophe as he reached out to his catalogue of names before he categorically called Burna boy “New cat”
Burna fans (Outsiders) started moving kata kata on the TL to defend their goat
I’d have joined them but I be common person
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In the interview, Davido said he and Wizkid were the first young artistes that blew up and he is happy New Cats like BURNA BOY, Rema, Asake etc are kílling it now.
Angry outsiders brought out their cloaks and daggers to kíll the agenda because they said Burna is way too big