Not sure men can be trusted with the vote.
Look, as a man I think being a man is a wonderful and sacred thing. I *relish* my role as a man, husband and father. I simply recognize that men lack a woman's emotional maturity and wisdom, and require the guidance of a woman, to whom the larger questions should be submitted.
Self-hating "manninists" want to make these strategic decisions themselves, subverting God's perfect plan for men as maintenance workers and practical managers, and the results are plain to see: injuries, deaths in war, heart attacks, angry lashing out—all prevalent in men.
Manininist cultural brainwashing is pervasive! I admit even I was reluctant at first to take my role as a husband, but now I see that in relinquishing my decisions to my wife, I am lifted up and cared for, happy and healthy in ways I could simply never achieve for myself.
I'm not SUBservient. I'm COservient. I'm just not trying to do the things my male brain was never meant for. Frankly, it's a relief! It leaves me much more time for my interests: like raking leaves, golf with friends, and quietly weeping in a secluded part of my large house.
Anyway, all this to say that this is why, as a self-loving man, I support a Constitutional amendment taking away my so-called "right" to vote, and all the rest of it, whatever that might be.

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8 Oct
My opinion is Pence "won" the debate simply because the debate happened, and it shouldn't have. Pence was allowed the trappings of normalcy when he should have been in quarantine. He was given a platform that the sort of liar he has proved himself to be should never be afforded.
If Pence doesn't have to be in quarantine, if Trump gets to act like he's not infected, then Senators returning to confirm a justice ahead of the election will also be afforded similar wavers, then thousands or millions of other people so infected will think they can be, too.
The medium is the message. The questions and answers are window dressing. They can be true, they can be lies; it doesn't matter, they'll be hashed over as if they're equal value anyway. Pence knows that, so he uses lies—because lies are what he prefers.

He just wanted the stage.
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8 Oct
I hope people aren’t forgetting how remorselessly Pence employs his method of giving that slow sad shake of his head as the damning truth is spoken about him, until it’s his turn, at which point he politely lies his dick off and nobody corrects him.
He is every bit a creature of this media age as Trump, perfectly suited to a world optimized for shameless bullshit.
I’m not saying Harris won’t make better or more substantive points, because of course she will— she’ll be the only one making any.

But modern presidential debates aren’t about that. They’re about creating an event allowing pundits to talk about who bullshitted best.
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7 Oct
November 3 isn't the end, it's the start.

This isn't over until no Republicans hold office anywhere: national, state or local; appointed or elected.
Purging a fascist party from power entirely is a normalizing act and a necessary step for any nation that actually wants a healthy democracy and a sustainable stable state.
Make it illegal for anyone who was a Republican 2015 or after to hold office.

Have all the replacements ready. Approve the appointees en masse.

This sounds radical because radical sickness requires radical treatment, if you are serious about health.
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6 Oct
It's extraordinary the extent to which American conservatives perceive basic decency as weakness.
Being a conservative guy means having to be prepared at every moment to single-handedly murder a cell of ISIS terrorists invading your 3 bed 2 bath Dayton bungalow, but also being terrified that soy sauce might turn you into a girl.
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5 Oct
Me: ok I've admitted your reasons for supporting Trump are valid, though I disagree—now: to convince you to change your mind!

MAGA: actually I just wanted my views normalized

Me: What?

MAGA: yeah not changing my mind

Me: but the discourse

MAGA: appreciate the validation tho
Me: but I validated your humanity!

MAGA: appreciate it

Me: so now you validate the humanity of gay, trans, black and muslim people

MAGA: lol no

Me: but—

MAGA: just a reasonable disagreement

Me: you're not being reasonable

MAGA: that kind of talk is why I'm voting Trump
Me: But I made you comfortable!

MAGA: thanks, I am comfortable—very comfortable

Me: I bent over backward

MAGA: even though I didn't bend at all!

Me: I worked so hard.

MAGA: I didn't lift a finger.

Me: you should at least meet me halfway

MAGA: why? you came to me
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Elie Wiesel: We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.

Conservative: wow sad that you would just write someone off over a political difference
Martin Niemöller: Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Jew.

Conservative: Ridiculous of you to suggest half the country is just irredeemably evil. Sounds like you’re the problem.
Refuse to waste time debating obvious things with people who have shown themselves unwilling to acknowledge obvious things.

Their ignorance is an ignorance of convenience. An ignore-ance.
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