Awesome! Archaeologists have excavated an entire Celt grave from the ground on the Heuneburg, near Herbertingen, in the German state of Baden-Württemberg.
Let me tell you why this 'Keltenblock' matters. /1
First, the Heuneburg is a very significant site. It shows evidence of settlement over centuries, during the Iron Age. What's more, unlike the vast majority of Celt settlements, this appears to resemble a 'city' - a large trading and residential complex. /2
Indeed, Heuneburg bills itself as 'the first place/city in Germany'. It could be the very first city in northern Europe. Herodotus, the Greek historian, appears to refer to it as 'Pyrene' - a large trading centre. /3
Along with the digs on the Heuneburg mound itself, grave mounds have been found surrounding the city - the resting place of important figures.
Until very recently, these were very hard to excavate without damaging or destroying. /4
In 2010, a very unique excavation took place. Knowing that the ground was frozen in the depths of winter, archaeologists cut the burial chamber out of the ground in one piece.
This was known as the 'Keltenblock'. /5
The 'Keltenblock' was then driven to the town of Ludwigsburg, where it was excavated and taken apart over the course of months to reveal the grave of a woman, complete with beautiful gold jewelry. /6
Buoyed by the success of the first 'Keltenblock', this week, another grave was cut out of the ground - after weeks of preparation - and taken to Ludwigsburg. /7
Already, archaeologists have found tubular golden beads - indicating a high status burial. Even more exciting, they've found bits of a chariot, which would make this a very rare and unique find. /8
These finds could do a lot to cement the hypothesis that the Heuneburg was the site of northern Europe's first city - and an incredibly affluent, thriving one at that.
I think we've had enough of real life horror, so here's a 'true' tale from Niederbayern - lower Bavaria.
Depending on your attitude towards the supernatural, it's either a true tale of the restless dead, or a strange case of mass hysteria - both uniquely chilling... /1
Tittling is a small town near Passau, in Bavaria. It's roughly equidistant from both the Czech and Austrian borders, and is surrounded by thick, dense woods. It's a place that's still a little behind the rest of the world, in a strange sense... /2
At the beginning of 1975, drivers travelling between Tittling and the town of Thurmannsbang started to report coming across a woman in black - normally aged in appearance - hitchhiking by the side of the road.
Laventiy Beria. Stalin's chief of the NKVD (Secret police). Ran the gulag system. Responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands (perhaps into the millions) in purges. A sexual sadist, rapist and murderer. Buried bodies were found at his dacha.
Leopold II. Owned the Congo, all by himself. Used it to make money. Biggest slaveowner in history. Responsible for the deaths of up to 10 million Congolese through murders, starvation, exploitation and torture.
I have *never* seen so many cops out on the streets and trains here. Mask enforcement really is no joke.
Also, loads of DB/transit security guys who are extremely tooled up. It's like they diverted all the football hooligan-focused cops to this.
It's funny though. They're extremely polite, and very patient, but you WILL wear a mask or find yourself off at the next platform.
BW, as opposed to other Bundesländer, seems to be very low key with regulations - it's a surprise when you see a change to the way things used to be done.
Bayern, on the other hand, it's much more in your face.
So I've mentioned that a British fascist group called Patriotic Alliance are putting out their own home schooling curriculum. I've finally managed to look at it and well, buckle up... /1
The first document on offer is titled 'Be Proud Of Your People' and promises parents and kids activities to inspire pride in 'British and European peoples'.
For some reason, it kicks off with a description of Black Lives Matter (?) as a Soros-funded Marxist organisation. /2
Then, when suggesting activities to highlight the achievements of British ancestors, they encourage the discussion of the 'true intentions of BLM' that can be found at the beginning of the document (?) /3.
Before there was QAnon, there was the 'blood libel'. Forget there being parallels, one could say that the latter is simply the former, repackaged for a social media age. /1
Beginning in the High Middle Ages, as European feudal realms gave way to larger metropolises, and growing economies, it was the 'Other' who provided a useful scapegoat - the Jews. /2
Prohibited from working many professions (sometimes only permitted to be moneylenders), forced to wear special clothes and confined to ghettoes, it was easy to target Jews as those responsible for Ill fortune. /3
For a couple of reasons I've been spending time in the city of Pforzheim lately. Here's a rather unassuming view that I've been taking in with my coffee. It's also a view that is the result of twenty awful minutes in 1945. /1
Pforzheim is about forty minutes from Stuttgart by regional train. Some people commute to the largest city. For centuries, however, it was considered a centre of learning, and later, of jewelry-making and the creation of precision instruments. Its wealth made it gorgeous. /2
While Pforzheim had been bombed during the course of World War Two, by the time 1945 dawned, it had escaped the fate of cities, such as Stuttgart, almost totally levelled. However, its reputation as a centre of precision engineering, and railway connections was to doom it. /3