Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...
Replied...
Here we go. They’re still angry. How long can I keep this up...
The unbelievable mood swings of this person!
Can’t work out if they’re friends or not!
Angry again.
Can’t wait to find out what my usual is...
Genuinely seems unhappy now...
BUT - the crying laughing emojis suggest they’re having fun. I don’t understand the relationship they have with Eric...
Lots going on!!!!
It’s about to kick off...
Right. 40 minute drive...
Sounds like they’re gonna be fine. Hang on a bit guys. Can’t tweet and drive...
Found a picture of an AA man on Google images. Bought myself another 10 mins. What happens when I’m supposed to be in the airport?
I think I’m gonna lose them. They’re thinking about taxis!
UH OH...
!!!
Trying to avoid the subject...
I’m part of a team apparently. And Andrea has been chatting shit about me! Genuinely feel a bit gutted about Andrea doing this to me...
Okay so Andrea is the boss!
It’s getting pretty heated now. The salary comment is pretty mean. How much do I earn? Think they’re going for taxi. Driven all this way for nothing...
Think I’m being ignored...
Right, gonna see what happens when they get back to the office. Gonna be a showdown by the sounds of it...
Sad times...
This will help...
I’m sorry to say, this might be the end of the road. Think I’ve been rumbled...
Yeah. Pretty sure they’re stringing me along now. I CAN’TCOME UP I AM NOT THERE...
Just filling them in quickly...
Okay, it’s official. Have a feeling they’re in a room with the real Eric now...
Anyone have any questions for them before I say goodbye??
No replies yet...
A bit more to come...
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Can we get a picture???
Not an ideal response...
Always be polite...
WOW. HERE WE GO...
ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you’ve all enjoyed the thread! Thanks for following the story. What a Sunday!
Anyway - I’m a stand-up comedian. Here is a clip of me being annoyed about a jumper I got at Christmas. Hope you enjoy it...
Also - covid has meant I’ve lost a lot of comedy work... If you’ve enjoyed the thread and would like to help me out with a small donation (I hate doing this) you can here (I completely get it’s a crap time for everyone): paypal.com/paypalme2/ians…
If everyone who liked the thread gave me £1 I could buy a car - and if this happened again I could actually turn up to the airport!!! #AREYOUERIC#FUCKYOU#WHATTIMEWILLYOUPICKMEUP
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7 years ago I worked in the bath mat department at John Lewis Oxford Street. It was the strangest period of my life. Here are some true stories from my time there...
Repeatedly, a woman in a suit with a John Lewis name tag would tell me, “there’s no such thing as a bath mat department” and ask me to leave the shop.
They put a picture of my face at the entrance with a sign under it saying, ‘Do not allow this man inside’ - but the security guards thought I’d won employee of the week and would congratulate me as I came in.