Thread by @justinhendrix

1/ My 7 year old has written a brief fable as to why if you own one spork, you should get at least one more spork.

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2/ Once there was a box filled with forks and spoons and knives, but there was only one spork. It's half spoon, half fork.

The others made fun of him.

3/ The little spork was so lonely and sad, he just wanted a friend.

All the others had friends, but not Sporky.

4/ One day the little spork was just sitting there.

Then...

5/ A spork came right into Sporky's box.

6/ The spork was so, so, so happy. Then they played for the rest of the day. <Fin>