(Vile Kitumbua (ikus)🍑 iliingia Mchanga, tukiPekejeng 💦🍆🍑kwa mtaro ya viazi😋🤭🔞❌)

So kuna huyu Dem huitwa kadogo🥰 yaani dem ni kitu bana😋akiamua kushake haga yake tu,state of earthquake inakua declared kwa trousers za mandume🤭😹,yaani dem ameiva kuliko your crush🤭
So dem alikua classmate wangu na neighbor,si mnajua huwezi pewa everything na sir God,so dem alikua beauty without full brains🤭😂ngori ilikua Babake ni karao,na hizi tabia za kucheza na watoto wake hakuzipenda💔😅yaani alikua anacheza kimourinho akikimbia kutoa dier kwa choo 😂
But kikwangu,nilikua nimebarikiwa kiakili💪🤭so baba kadogo alikubali nikue nafunza msichana wake,Mimi nilikua kijana responsible, ikikuja kufunza difference yangu na mwalimu Andrew ilikua ile suti yake ya green 😂😅 yaani nilijua mtaka mtaro lazima akuje na viazi za kupanda..
Nilifunza kadogo wangu the whole chemistry ya form 3,💪 yaani Metals ilikua her best topic,alikua anairada at her own Horny risk😅😂💔 before nifike kwa aluminium rods,dem alikua ashasoma ahead, yaanii "soluble and insoluble METALS"😂😅wacha tu tuseme theory ya metals aliijua..
Ilikua hard kumfanyia demonstrations za metals 💔😂ju babake hangeentartain my behavior 😎 so nilikaza matako nikajikakamua,nikijua siku ya dem kupigwa miti ikifika ata bei ya CD hushuka💦🍆🍑😂, design kadogo alikua ananicheki nilijua tu ashajipea,kitu ilikua imebaki ni mimi...
Kumake sure she is good for human consumption 😂 day moja tukisoma,mother wake alitutuma kwa shamba yao 💪😎enye iko karibu na home.😂nikajua baas opportunity comes once in an horny person💔😂 so si tukaamua kuenda shamba...kufika kwa shamba tu hivi dem alifunga gate...💦
Kadogo hakuhesitate kunigrab omuzigidi 🍆,mazee dem zake zilimshikia kwa road😂😂💔mjulush yangu ilikua ishafanya pressure ups kadhaa😂🍆💦🍆 so vile tu alinishika tulijipata kwa mtaro ya kuleta maji kwa shamba😂💦 without caring if kuna panya huko💔😂 Dem alikua ashajiwet💦🍆
Mimi nilitoa mjulush🍆💦ikiwa imekasirika ka nansenz 😂😂 dem enyewe aliuona 🍆💦 akaniambia career yangu imegrabiwa na kina johny sins💦😂 legends mnamtambua, alinisho amesoma metals lakini hajawai patana na enye inafanana hivo😂😂💔 Dem alijiweka na ile style ya helicopter
Yaani akiwa ameinua miguu na mikono juu💪😎💦🍆🍑 yaani difference yangu na pilot ilikua uniform tu😹🤣 mimi nilijikakamua kindume nikachapa shoti tatu mfuatano kama goals za tottee ile day ya Man U😹💔,mazee kuingia ka new signing second half,dem alianza kutetemeka matako..
Ka tuktuk imeisha mafuta ikiwa kwa mlima😹🤣 kidogo, dem akapiga nduru imeshinda ile ya T-Bag kwa prison break akikatwa mkono na Abruzzi 💔😹🤣🍑kushtukia dem alinionyesha na mkono pale shida ilikua,kumbe "Mtaro" yake ilikua imeingia Mchanga ikajaa huko ju ya mavigirishano💔😢...
Mazee ilibidi nimedoubt kwanza ju laws za Isaac newton hazikuapply hiyo day ati "same poles repel, opposite attract" hiyo ilinishangaza sana ju nilijiuliza how comes mtaro moja inajaza mtaro🍑 ingine mchanga na zinafanana azn ni ka same poles tu 🤣😹 but there was no time for...
That,ilikua mimi na Mchanga 🤣🍑🤣bana nilitumia different methods kutoa hiyo Mchanga hazikuwork,na dem alikua in pains😢💔 ndo nilikumbuka nimebeba kakrest ka kushikisha jaba yangu jioni🤣😂😅 ilibidi nimeosha dem nako🍑niliosha hiyo ikus🍑💦ka experienced farmer hadi mtaro...
Ikawa safi na ikashikana🍑🍆😅😂dem alikaa relieved, ikabidi tujipeleke home tuendelee na metals za theory💔😂😅
Hapo ndo nilijua Mitaro hukuwa na nasoroo love ya kuattract mitaro zingine 🍑💦 😅😂💔😹..

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