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16 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE TYPE OF "#FRIES" TO EAT FOREVER. WHICH TYPE DO YOU CHOOSE?

if you choose SHOESTRING as your FOREVER FRY you are a monster reveal yourselves now you will be blocked
i made this graphic JUST to make this point about shoestring people. steak or curly for me Image
YOU MUST JUSTIFY YOUR CHOICE WITH SPECIFIC REASONS. we don't just willy nilly about fries. SHOW YOUR WORK
also WHAT THE HECK ARE "COTTAGE FRIES"?????
AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION OF WELL-ARGUED POINTS I HAVE CHOSEN BELGIAN OR CURLY. steak has been demoted.
ALL OF YOU WHO SAY SHOESTRING GO AHEAD AND ENJOY STUFFING YOUR MOUTH WITH SHREDDED PAPER

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