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Oct 17, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
Facebook seems to have deleted @TheBabylonBee's post saying Senator Hirono wanted to weigh ACB against a duck for "violating our Community Standards." We requested a review but they haven't gotten back to us. ImageImageImage
We finally tell a third conservative joke and they delete it. Though we stole this one.
Facebook is also penalizing us by restricting monetization with ominous warnings of further penalties for future violations. Image
Social media companies have full, unilateral control over whether a website lives or dies at the push of a button. That's why we decided to become reader-supported -- and we're deeply thankful for each of you who subscribes.
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Nov 13, 2022
In celebration of our @TheBabylonBee YouTube channel hitting 1 million subs, here are some of my favorite videos we've done:
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Jul 27, 2022
In honor of today being the 129th day since @TheBabylonBee was banned from Twitter, here's a batch of unused headlines our writers have pitched recently.

If you don't think we're funny, wait 'til you see the headlines we DON'T publisH!

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Baby's Last Thought As Brain Sucked Out Was 'I'm Glad Mom Is Gonna Get Promoted To Asst. Manager At The Job She Hates'
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‘Up Yours, Woke Moralists!’ Says Jordan Peterson To Planet Fitness Employee Asking Him To Stop Slamming His Weights

Target Bag Outraged Over Demotion to Garbage Bag
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Apr 23, 2022
It has now been about 4 weeks since our @TheBabylonBee account was locked out. Here are some of our best posts in the last week or so, if you care to share any that tickle your fancy.
Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That's Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words
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CNN+ Exceeds All Expectations By Lasting Nearly 3 Weeks
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Apr 19, 2022
If you're concerned about no masks on planes, don't worry. We're just gonna do this for 2 weeks to slow the spread of tyranny.
Not wearing a mask is a small sacrifice. It's the least you can do. We're all in this together.
If it saves one toddler from a speech impediment, it's worth it. It's just loving your neighbor. If you don't like it, build your own mass transit system.
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Apr 10, 2022
It has now been 3 weeks since we at @TheBabylonBee were suspended from Twitter. We're still not backing down. Here are some of our best posts since then, if you care to share and get a few eyes on them.
Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For
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Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American
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Apr 6, 2022
Disney's LGBTQ push is just the natural consequence of the company's existentialist, self-centered narratives over the past 3 decades. You can draw a direct line from Ariel and Aladdin to pushing "queer stories" and "gender-nonconforming characters."
Kids raised on the idea that they are "the one they've been waiting for" and that ultimate meaning is defined by the individual are ripe for preying on by radical identity politics.
We let our kids' brains marinate in stories where the individual finds meaning in overthrowing order and tradition to establish his true, self-defined identity, and then are shocked when our kids go and do just that.
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