Listen: if you want a show that takes the piss out of superheroes, The Tick comes from a heartfelt place and so does Harley Quinn (though it's a bit more ruthless about it).
They're obviously made by people who love the material but can still poke fun and crack a joke.
Considering the entire G-Men arc is "HEY WHAT IF PROFESSOR X WAS REALLY A PEDOPHILE AND HE WAS FUCKING ALL THE X-MEN WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 9 YEARS OLD," I expect them to us it to teach us all to save ourselves or whatever.
Also that arc was capstoned with a crate of 9 year olds superheroes-in-training being thrown out of a plane and was presented as humor.
The nine year olds died.
SATIRE!
PS Billy Butcher's endgame in The Boys is genocide.
Actual literal genocide. He attempts to murder everyone on the planet who has the chemical that causes superheroes in them, whether they have powers or not.
But if they adapt that, the audience rebels.
And they like money.
I still can't believe they adapted that 9/11 shit (the ACTUAL 9/11).
Did they keep the part where Ennis Monday Morning quarterbacked that the President should have just shot down all the planes without hesitation and everything would have been fine?
If you don't realize this for the cynical bullshit it is, let me lay it out:
1) Make repulsive comic. 2) Get attention. 3) Get movie/TV deal on the back of that attention. 4) Sanitize the adaptation to keep audiences from storming off. 5) Profit.
See also every goddamn thing Mark Millar did for over a decade.
They helped ruin comics, lower the bar and encourage the worst possible readers while making all the rest run for the hills.
I really can't wrap my head around "Yes I know the source material is repulsive filth and its message is terrible but you know this other thing derived from that filth and message is really good."
If you're working that hard to separate them, think about why you have to.
From the creator of The Boys comes Crossed.
Do you like zombies? Well, what if the zombies hold you down and rape you!
For the longest time, two books at Marvel topped the charts:
Ultimate Spider-Man, and The Ultimates (which was Ultimate Avengers but Millar hated the name "Avengers").
Spidey was kind of heartfelt and good.
Ultimates had the Hulk eat a bad guy alive then shit him out.
The Ultimates helped start a race-to-the-bottom in the 2000s. Comic books became more and more horrific.
Why?
Because Mark Millar was making an ungodly amount of money optioning his repulsive comics, so other writers attempted the same.
By the end, lots of readers just noped out, the base audience for comics dwindled significantly and Millar has production credits and a big chunk of money from both his own adapted comics and the MCU.
And all they had to do was ruin comic books.
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In theory, you could make this scam even more bulletproof:
1) Photocopy the Kool-Aid UPC bar code. 2) Print it onto labels. 3) Palm the labels and stick them on the items. 4) Pay $0.25 for an entire bedroom set.
Not everybody rubs one out while in the middle of a group work setting, virtual or not.
Silly bastard didn't even go to the bathroom first.
Dude works at one of the biggest mastheads in our modern hellscape, post-Me Too, and you don't think some inappropriately planned onanism will get national attention?
Wait for the meeting to end then flip it up slap it rub it down all you want, but work time is work time.
If there was child porn on the hard drive (there wasn't) that belonged to Hunter Biden (which it didn't), then copying it and handing it off to another party would be INCREDIBLY FUCKING ILLEGAL.
In their rush to ratfuck the election they're making themselves into fantasy felons.
Speaking as an IT tech who has repaired computers for a living, here's what you do when you find child porn on a customer's drive:
1) You call the police. 2) You give them the drive. 3) You wait while they tear through your network looking for copies and asking you questions.
4) You do not make a copy. 5) You DO NOT make a copy. 6) Holy Christ what is wrong with you you DO NOT MAKE A COPY 7) STOP MAKING COPIES OH MY GOD ARE YOU INSANE
A long while back, I picked up one of these: a Vox AC4TV. Little 4 watt amp with an attenuator and a 10" speaker.
And it was just ... bad. Boxy sound, broke up way to fast, too much high end.
So I resolved to make it better.
The first thing I tried was chasing it from a closed-back cabinet to an open back, by cutting some of the material off.
That helped a little, but it was still way too bright.
It also had some nasty hum.
Part of the problem is, well ... it's a very cheap PCB-based tube amp. Sometimes you can do those well with no issues, but this thing was way too compact. It needed a revamp.
Because the audiences are so large and the rules for collecting royalties on streamed songs is so byzantine (trust me, I know), Facebook is simply disallowing all of it.
One of the biggest companies on the planet simply can't contend with managing copyright.
Think about that.
The more people watch your stream, the more you owe for playing a song. You have to monitor how many people were listening, when, and to what song.
You have to compile this data and send it for processing to determine the royalties you owe.