This video, specifically, is the most irritating thing on the Internet
This whole genre of Tiktok trend is weird

Literally dozens of couples re-enacting the same “cutesy” scene, almost verbatim

The other bad one is the one where the woman (the viral ones are all het) gets “upset” when her boo calls her by her real name instead of her pet name 🙄
It’s so cringe

“Bae, like...you never call me by my *real* name? Why did you do that?”
There was the one where the caption read: “recording my boyfriend/husband’s reaction when i come into the room naked.”
Invariably! The camera-wielded walks into the room in which their husband has a headset on and is playing, like, COD or 2K...

...then looks at the camera-wielder...

And says to the person on the headset: “hey, yo...i gotta bounce, bro. It’s time for DESSERT.”

😬🤮🙄

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Back in the early summer when white people were suddenly realizing that the US has, you know, a certain malign track record, i asked what spurred their epiphanies.

Of the hundreds of responses, nearly all mentioned Trump. The Great Awokening was always a flimsy, cynical thing.
People disliked Trump. They were holed up in their houses, maybe feeling unease about their financial situation or their safety.

state violence against Black people was a ready, accessible way for them to channel their outrage.
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is that what was said? 🤔

talented tenth except in comprehension, i guess
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Why? Bc NBA franchises have skyrocketed in value.
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@KeahHenry hmmm.

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So you stay quiet.
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