Summary of PMB's speech in pidgin.
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My Pipu,
Afar?
1. Yawa bin too gas, naim make me come show face laidis. I don follow security ogas dem gist.
2. Make I cut warning give some of una wey dey misbehave unto the SARS protest wey shele. Normally, we don reason una mata na. SARS don cast normally.
Afar?
1. Yawa bin too gas, naim make me come show face laidis. I don follow security ogas dem gist.
2. Make I cut warning give some of una wey dey misbehave unto the SARS protest wey shele. Normally, we don reason una mata na. SARS don cast normally.
3. To protest na una right, but e be like say ogogoro don dey whine some of una o! Una 5for5 dey table. Make una allow person reason una matter.
4. SARS don japa, unto say na part of the arrange for police, but e con be like say the speed wey dog take run enter house be like say e dey fear visitor o. Una fada well well!! If dem born una papa well, come protest again. Oponu! See small children o!!
5. Tins dey sup for area. Some of una don spoil, tiff, rape innocent people and una dey disguise say na protest. Una even free prisoners. Una come block airport.....some of una get mind sha! Weyrey!!
6. Oba of Lasgisi, sorry say dem use your palace do pool party.
7. Ehn! Na fake news go kill some of una sha cos una don dey ment. We plan na to lift 100m pipu comot for poverty. We don even target 100k pipu with 30k, like ads.
8. As per Sinzu Moni wey I be ehn, I arrange TraderMoni, FarmerMoni, N-Power, NAgric, NScience make the youths take chill. If money finish, I go call E-Money make im find una small thing.
9. Our Oyinbo pipu dey stagger sha! Una dey mad? Una get mind o! Dey listen to NTA and Radio Nigeria or come Ask Rock come collect ogbonge information, make ogun no kee una papa! Put your money where your flag dey, and dey mind your business!
10. My brave soldiers and gallant policemen, una try. I give una hand. For the ones wey kpai, Chilaxx with peace. We go try reason una salary. Our own na to make sure say Nigeria make sense. Laslas, we need more investor waya wayas to show face for this side. We go dey alright.
I don talk reach. Make I go reason small kunu for the night. Na God go epp una laslas.
Nagode!
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