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26 Oct, 8 tweets, 3 min read

Tory Jesus thread: I could give you this bread Timmy but you’d probably just swap it for crack (1/)

Wait, ask him for his credit card details before it’s too late (2/)

Back you go mate. Try and swim to France (3/)

So we’ve finished your assessment and the DWP will be withdrawing your PIP. Soz m8 (4/)

I know you’re hungry now Timmy but just think in a few years we’ll be fucking up your exam grades then charging you 9 grand to be a prisoner in uni halls. Lolz (5/)

If I’ve told you money lenders once I’ve told you a thousand times. PUT THE RATES UP. Once you’ve got them hooked you’re golden (6/)

Laters lads. I’m heading offshore for tax purposes (7/)

Sorry lads. This is all for Gary Sambrook (8/)

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15 Sep

I’m a Labour supporter who voted No in the first Scottish Indy ref. I’ve never voted for the SNP and believe a union of equals would make us stronger. But I think I was wrong and would now support independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🦄

Here’s why: (1/)

A union of equals is a pipedream. I always thought with a sensible competent government in Westminster the case for independence would be weaker. That’s true, but why run the risk of being shackled to the mendacious buffoonery of the Tories ever again? (2/)

I thought the case for Remaining in the EU was transferable to the Union. But it isn’t. The EU has major faults but it generally acts in the interests of its members (see Eire and the GFA) and treats them as equals. The Tories don’t, they only play to their nativist base (3/)

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Rod Kelly

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26 Feb

Since the #coronavirus outbreak is worrying everyone, and there’s a spotlight on public health measures and isolation, here’s a short thread on my experience of mandatory self isolation and being quarantined at work (1/) #CoronavirusOutbreak

First of all, this isn’t a criticism of public health England at all. They’ve got a difficult job to do applying a pragmatic evidence based approach in often difficult and underfunded circumstances (2/)

When the Ebola outbreak happened in West Africa, I volunteered to be deployed to Kerrytown in Sierra Leone as it seemed to be the right thing to do at the time (3/)

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Rod Kelly

@rodkelly50

13 Aug 19

Do you know what really grinds my gears? Misplaced anger (1/)

The anger of those left behind, those ignored, those disengaged is directed not at the establishment or institutions which propagate inequality, but at the other little guy, the weak, those in need, those needing shelter (2/)

If you see the gap between the have and the have-nots widening, who’s to blame? It’s Europe, it’s migrants, it’s scroungers. It’s definitely not the bankers fucking about with our money in an unregulated system. It’s definitely not corporations paying close to no tax (3/)

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