Thread by @lokiscottishrap

For the rest of the day I'll be tweeting like a centrist who doesn't really have much on the line whoever wins.

''America, what have you done?''

''Oh I can't take this, I'm off to to do some box-breathing exercises in the den.''

"This is really happening, isn't it?"

''Razorlight were right''

'The entire free world is hanging on Wisconsin'

"To give you an idea of the emotional dynamic in the household, the missus is keen to maintain her positive aura chakra thing and is therefore ignoring all news. She is smiley and chill. I am obviously a pile of anxious human rubble."

This one is real.

'Politically, I am as good as homeless.''

"There was a time, it seems long ago now, that politics was for serious people."