The Four Seasons Total Landscaping story is going to ring through the ages. It should be stitched into tapestries, etched into crystal, set alight with stained glass and carved into friezes. Songs, poems, films, books and the whispers of giggling lovers. A world treasure.
Solving its puzzles and decoding the fable will bring utter delight to any fortunate enough to receive the tale. May we all bask in the glory of its creation.
I'm rarely a man of mirth but this has birthed a banshee in me — medicinal cackling for a weary soul. Like an ancient monument peeking from a field, its contours beckon. A story so cosmically stupid it will become a nourishing placenta from which hope and wonder will be reborn.
Speaking of divine providence, I forgot I made this on Twitch a week or two ago! It wasn't clear why at the time but since #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping is between a dildo shop and a crematorium, these dance batons foretold a prophecy. Holy relics, indeed. *wink*
A version with sound. Update the sacred scroll!
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