1)
“Insulting outrages are the best kind, Elvar. They’re giving you the very best.”
“They are?”
“Yes. Now, if you could just select the BEST place for us to sleep…”
“You’re manipulating me!”
#epicfantasy
“Insulting outrages are the best kind, Elvar. They’re giving you the very best.”
“They are?”
“Yes. Now, if you could just select the BEST place for us to sleep…”
“You’re manipulating me!”
#epicfantasy
2)
“At the risk of sounding repetitious: courtier, remember?”
“Yes, but I’m TIRED of you. Bring me new courtiers!”
“Right after we defeat the invaders and restore the kingdom, Your Majesty.”
“So I must wait?”
#epicfantasy
“At the risk of sounding repetitious: courtier, remember?”
“Yes, but I’m TIRED of you. Bring me new courtiers!”
“Right after we defeat the invaders and restore the kingdom, Your Majesty.”
“So I must wait?”
#epicfantasy
3)
“I fear so.”
“Well, three days? Four? You don’t KNOW?”
“The gods hide things from us all, Sire.”
“Well, get me new gods, then! And leap to it! Don’t stand there gawping at me! Bah, it won’t DO, I tell you!”
#epicfantasy
“I fear so.”
“Well, three days? Four? You don’t KNOW?”
“The gods hide things from us all, Sire.”
“Well, get me new gods, then! And leap to it! Don’t stand there gawping at me! Bah, it won’t DO, I tell you!”
#epicfantasy
4)
“Decent courtiers ARE harder and harder to find these days, YES, Elvar. Now, be a good king and pick where we’ll sleep, in the few fleeting moments we have left before sunset. Then you can settle down in bed for…
#epicfantasy
“Decent courtiers ARE harder and harder to find these days, YES, Elvar. Now, be a good king and pick where we’ll sleep, in the few fleeting moments we have left before sunset. Then you can settle down in bed for…
#epicfantasy
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