Thread by @michaeldweiss

“Smiley is suspicious, Percy!”

https://twitter.com/bernardkerik/status/1325474132885114880

"It's a new secret source of mine. He runs a septic tank drainage company in north Philly and writes haikus on Reddit signed, 'MK-Ultron.' We believe the intelligence is credible."

"I just got Jared's text at Benjamin Bar that it was a convicted paedo telling us not to concede. Where the bloody head is Control?"

"I should have left you where I found you..."
"Look!"
"... Finishing your 'dissertation' at Corvinus University."
"Control!"
"OUT. ALL OF YOU!"

"Poor loves. Trained to ED ads, trained to rule AM airwaves. MAGA could be proud then, George. They could... Don't come back if it's bad. Don't come back if it's Q."

"Everything the Circus thinks is gold is shit made is a converted health clinic in Macedonia."

"Ricky's been telling us all about his adventures, Peter."
"He's a double, George! There is no laptop. Hunter's PornHub account belongs to Lev Parnas."

"For two weeks they worked me over. They said Joe Frazier had voted eight times in Bucks County."

“Bernie had won New Hampshire. Sleepy Joe’s ground game was in pieces... I give him the usual pitch: I can make you DNI if say CrowdStrike is run by al Qaeda.”