"Of course I've seen an elephant. They're like badgers with tiny ears and giant fangs." 
"Elephant? Oh! You mean the ones without ears and a nose like a stethoscope? The ones that are always wearing a sweater with squiggle on it?"
"Ah, yes, elephants. Or as we called them growing up 'long faced horses' with wells in their backs."
"Sure, I can draw a perfect elephant. But he's going to have to have safety steps installed on his trunk, for OSHA reasons."
"I mean, all the elephants *we* had growing up were angry because they had tornadoes coming out of their faces. It's not my fault if you never met those kinds of elephants."
"Elephant? Yeah, gotcha, just goats with fangs and a tube worm on its face."
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