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13 Nov, 7 tweets, 2 min read
On vaccine safety. 13 million vaccinated people studied. Mortality rates much lower than background population. Not a comment on causation (though seems bloody obvious), only safety
sciencedirect.com/science/articl…
With this in mind I present 5 things a vaccine is safer than 1/n
Based on above and NO REPORTED DEATHS in the 1000s of patients so far enrolled in vaccine studies, here are 5 things more dangerous than a COVID vaccine
Number 1 (close to my heart after Scotland heroics)

Watch football penalties
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
Number 2 (HSE 2020)
Climbing up something at work Image
Number 3
Play golf (waste of a good walk) Image
Number 4
Mow your lawn (decent excuse to avoid chores?)
businessinsider.com/weird-causes-o…
Number 5
Take a selfie
rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…
Feel free to add your own #thinglessthanvaccine

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17 Nov
More on vaccines. I'm going to get boring and geeky on this (no apologies) on the 10 year thing. Vaccines "normally take 10 years". This is being use as a reason to be fearful (ie rushed job). I'm a clinical trials doc. I can tell you most of that time is spent doing...1/n
.... nothing. It's spent submitting funding requests, then resubmitting them, then waiting, then submitting them somewhere else, then getting the money but the company changes it's mind or focus, then renegotiating then submitting ethics, then waiting for regulators...2/n
...then having problems with recruitment and having to open other sites, then dealing with more regulatory issues, then finally when you eventually get to the end of all of this you might have a therapy...3/n
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