the blops cold war stealth mission is quite possibly the most improbable one in the entire series. i don't want to ruin anything for people who bought it but it's so bad that it's good
[as i am presented with 40 different ways of accomplishing the mission] yeah just put me back on rails so i can spray an ak74su again
there should be a special hidden mission where you get to fight for the soviets. i'm tired of slitting throats to protect frito lay's profit margins
"Cuba. right in our backyard" are you fucking KIDDING me lmao
this is the hammiest game of all time. they should have replaced the intro level with 30 minutes of Schwarzenegger smoking a cigar, spraying an m60 while yelling "ah love eating macdondled's hamborgor wit pepsiiiiii"
are they referencing mkultra in a positive way? Wow this game sucks shit

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