you know i wouldn’t put it past skk to end up in a relationship out of pure spite (at first, that is.)
like the whole sex things starts because of stupid teenage rivalries like “whose dick is bigger” or “who fucks better” that absolutely don’t have to end up with them having sex, but end up with them having sex anyway.
and once they reunite it’s just more spite like “i bet you were so pissed over my defection because you liked me so much ~” and “i bet you still get all riled up by a single touch” and “i bet you still can’t last more than 4 minutes” so obviously they end up in bed again.
and one day it will end like it started. with another bet. “i bet you’re too much of a coward to admit that this is real and there are feelings here that are more than just fucking around and occasionally working together” and that’s how they end up in a relationship
take this with a grain of salt i’m aware they both have much more deeply layered traumas and issues to work through but i’m ignoring that in favor of making fun of these idiots. haha losers 💖
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au in which literature student dazai gets way too drunk one night and accidentally breaks into the wrong apartment — an apartment that belongs to port mafia executive chuuya
The moment Chuuya enters his apartment, he knows something's off.
His security system didn't send him any notifications, but he's well aware that a capable thief could override it if they put their mind to it, no matter how expensive it was. It's not that.
It's the way his doormat has shifted several inches to the right. Chuuya has by no means an eidetic memory, but noticing small details — especially ones that don't /fit/ — is part of the job. Of course, there are also /the shoes/ that are a big giveaway.