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20 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
It's a Nancy Drew day! Will any puzzle make us as angered as the pipe sauna one? I hope not! twitch.tv/djnrrd
"Wait, the wolf brought us a geiger counter?"

"She's a good wolf brent."
Streamer: "Who's a good doggo? Oh, a good doggo!"

Chat: "Oh no, we're domesticating!"
Chat 2: "Do not pet the wolf!"

Streamer: "Do not worry, you can't pet the wolf in Nancy Drew."
We are back in the hell that is Nancy Drew: The Mystery Of Repeated Food Service Instead Of Petting This Wolf.
We have, through the use of wolf sniffing and confronting the creepy guest who does illicit excavations, found our way to the 'infernal slot machine', and now the fake duck is ruining everything.

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21 Nov
I've been saying this in various replies, but might as well stop repeating and put it here, for my tiny audience of (let me check) 1086 people, of which I assume about 500 are bots.

So, Thanksgiving last year. In the ER.
I woke up with abdominal pain. Thought it was unexpectedly untimely cramps, but it was relentless and horrible. I canceled plans to meet up with friends. Could barely take the dog to the patio. Friends online convinced me to go to the ER. (I took a rideshare.)
The ER was, unexpectedly, nearly empty. Staff had me checked in at the desk (with a handy vomit bag, which I had to use before finishing my paperwork) within five minutes, in a bed within ten. They said it's like that; Thanksgiving is always either empty or overwhelmed.
Read 25 tweets
19 Nov
Have reached the point of this pandemic where I have serious ethical qualms about going home for winter break, despite quarantine & test & masks & everything else I can think of to make it safer. Hell.
Okay. More or less canceled Christmas.

I mean, I am not canceling my flights until the last minute just in case SOMETHING somehow makes this safe, but the plan is now to not go home for winter break at all.
I'm not even angry at people being irresponsible individually. This kind of thing only works if the government not only regulates properly, but has earned enough trust among citizens to get the buy-in.

I'm just very sad.
Read 10 tweets
19 Nov
God, do I feel up to watching the live stream for tonight's announcement? I'm not sure. Maybe if they spend at least 50% less time on talking up Minnesotan virtues before giving the facts.
Okay, I'll watch it, but while playing Hades. I can pause whenever it's important.
Ah, they're using the term "paused" for a bunch of things that need to be, uh, not done to reduce the number of people dying. So there's that.

No in-person dining, gyms, sports, theaters. Personal gatherings, parties, receptions. Inside and outside.
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6 Feb
Oh gosh this chapter has a list of the primary areas of invective in the Roman tradition of oratory.

Yeah I am definitely going to list them for you.
1. servile heritage
2. barbarian (non-Roman) background
3. having a non-elite occupation
4. thievery
5. non-standard sexual behavior
6. estrangement from family and community
7. melancholy disposition (?!?)
8. unusual appearance, clothing, or demeanor
9. cowardice
10. bankruptcy
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