So on the form we all have to fill out when we leave our houses, explaining why we urgently need to go out--there are only a limited number of permissible reasons--this guy writes, "To smash someone's fucking face." lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/sur…
The cops nicked him. "He was told that the motive was not valid," said the police division commander, who noted that otherwise, he'd filled in the form correctly. The suspect was put in the drunk tank, from which he emerged with a fine of 135 euros for his improper motive--
--and another 150 euros for "public and manifest drunkenness."

He left with a properly filled out certificate, as a mode. "It was pointed out to him that 'going out to fuck someone up' is not a planned activity," said the commander.
"He's someone who is concerned about the law in his own way,” he added.
"model."

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Good morning. @VivekYKelkar and I are launching a new publication, called the Cosmopolitan Globalist, dedicated to reinvigorating foreign news coverage, which is now almost entirely absent in the Anglophone media. We're looking for people to join us.
CG will not be nationalist, partisan, narrow-minded, or provincial, but rather cosmopolitan and worldly in its outlook and dedicated to preserving 18th-century Enlightenment ideals in the digital age: rational inquiry, free speech, free trade, progress, tolerance, fraternity ...
... constitutional governance, the rule of law, and the separation of church (or mosque) and state. We're looking for reporters who are on the ground in, and preferably native to, the countries from which they report.
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I'd be grateful for any advice from #WashingMachineTwitter, if that exists. Or #HandyTwitter. Or #ImBrokeTooAndIDidMyOwnAppendectomyToSaveMoneyAndItWentFineTwitter. Anyone who can weigh in on my washing machine situation in an informed way. Here's the deal:
I've got no money to spare this month. You know that survey you keep hearing about, the one that says 40 percent of Americans don't have $400 bucks in the bank they could access in case of an emergency? Yeah, that's me.
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As soon as the vaccines are distributed, the economy is going to explode: eight billion cooped-up people will realize they can go out safely again and the pent-up demand will cause binge spending on every activity they've been missing.
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You'll earn it back then. Beg, borrow, steal, do whatever you need to do to stay alive for a few more months--but don't tell yourself, "I need to feed my kids, so I have to expose myself to the risk."
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We were planning to exclude *China* in a massive Pacific trade deal. Now they've done it to us. Chinese century, here we come. I hope they're kinder to us than they are to the Uighurs. news.yahoo.com/huge-asian-tra…
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It won't include the United States, however.

This is what America First really looks like. America last.
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I discovered something that may be useful to humanity.

I've been in lockdown in my apartment for weeks, which of course this is not ideal for one's mood--still less when the days are short and overcast and the apartment is tiny.

But a small change has made me so much happier.
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I'm not kidding. I ordered a bunch of houseplants hung them on my walls. I'm astonished how much this has improved my mood.

I'm not sure why: maybe because they're alive?
Maybe because they improve the air quality and smell nice?

The improvement in my mood has been *dramatic* since my little green buddies arrived. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say the improvement represents two full points. Seriously.
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"Ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government.

@realDonaldTrump @GOP
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"Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?

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